Showing posts with label riffing. Show all posts
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Tuesday, August 9, 2016

The Giant Spider & Danny Johnson Saves The World - A Review

While I enjoyed myself greatly at this past weekend's Infinicon, I couldn't help but feel a certain degree of simultaneous ennui. Due to a personal crisis, my good friend Roy Buckingham (of Cult Film Fanatics) had to cancel all of his panels, including his Saturday night double feature of vintage science-fiction movies. Thankfully, the convention was able to find a most-excellent substitute on relatively short notice. Thus I was exposed to The Mihmiverse


Christopher R. Mihm is a triple-threat. In truth, he's probably a greater threat than that, given the many credits he is given at the end of his movies. Yet at his core he is a writer, producer and director of vintage B-movies. He has the look of a school-teacher but behind the unassuming facade is an auteur in the most classic sense - even if his area of expertise is movies that beg to be projected on a drive-in screen or viewed on The Late, Late Show.


The first film of the evening was Mihm's 2013 release The Giant Spider. As one might guess from the title, the story involves a giant spider created by excess radiation. As the titular arachnid runs rampant through 1950s suburbia, it falls to a trio of scientists and an intrepid reporter to save the day when the might of the American Military proves insufficient.


Mihm perfectly captures the aesthetic of the old giant-animal movies of yesteryear. The special effects are low-grade, yet skilfully applied. A live spider crawls across obvious models and in front of green-screens, with a puppet being used for close-ups when the spider attacks its prey.


What really sells The Giant Spider, however, is the performances of the cast, who manage to go over-the-top in just the right way. Mihm's script also proves to be a highlight, as the film has fun with the conventions of the genre. The townsfolk, for instance, are all too ready to flee at the prospect of an invasion of Russians or Aliens but laugh down any attempt to suggest a giant spider is about to spoil the big dance. And, of course, there's a scene where an alcoholic hobo sees the giant spider and immediately swears off booze forever.


If The Giant Spider is Mihm's salute to Bert I. Gordon-style creature features, then Danny Johnson Saves The World is his tribute to classic boys' adventure fiction.  Released in 2015, the movie is told by our titular hero - now a grandfather being pestered for a story by his grandchildren as he's trying to take a long winter's nap. So he tells them the story of the first time he saved the world from alien invaders, back when he was a young boy about their age.


Danny Johnson Saves The World plays out like a lost collaboration between Jim Henson and Stephen King. I admit this may seem a daft comparison on the face of it as all of Mihm's films are decidedly family friendly but I think the comparison holds up.  Like Stand By Me, Danny Johnson Saves the World is a tale told in flashback of how a boy took his first steps to becoming a man. And like It, it's about a group of children confronting an evil they should never have had to face. The fact that said evil manifests as stop-motion dinosaurs and murderous puppets is besides the point.

If you're the sort of person who has a shrine to Vincent Price or who prefers the creativity of Roger Corman and William Castle to Michael Bay or Brent Ratner, I think you'll love The Mihmiverse as much as I do. These are not mere movies but works of love and art. And if you're a Mystery Science Theater 3000 fan, the movies are good riffing fodder by design. I can tell you from personal experience that Mr. Mihm takes no offense at people laughing at his movies so long as they are enjoying themselves.

Saturday, May 7, 2016

The Comics Librarian - Power Of The Valkyrie


I originally put this together as a panel for All-Con 2015. I decided to re-record it as a promotional video for Free Comic Book Day 2016 to coincide with my opening up a Patreon account.

 I'll be recording more of these in the future, as time permits.

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

See Me At All-Con 2015!


This year, I am a Guest of Honor at All-Con 2015 and their first ever Guest Critic!  Here's my schedule of events and panels I'm a part of.



THURSDAY

12 PM - Dogwood Room - All About Arrow

A look at the history of Green Arrow and how he made the journal from second-string hero to small-screen star.


3 PM - Pecan Room - Lost In Time: An Introduction to Doctor Who

Curious about Doctor Who but not sure where to start watching?  This is the panel for you.


6 PM - Addison Theater - Off-Target Live!

It's Mystery Science Theater 3000 for the worst comics ever published as a live stage show.



FRIDAY

6 PM - Addison Theater - The Art Of Riffing: Sarcasm As An Artform

Three of All-Con's greatest wits explain the history of riffing, with a live demonstration.


7 PM - Pecan Room - Professional Portfolio Reviews

Have your artwork examined by a professional comic critic.

8 PM - Addison Theater - Original Sins: The History of John Constantine

A historical lecture on the story of the comics' world's favorite working-class wizard.


Midnight - Addison Theater - The Art of Riffing - Adults Only, We Really Mean It Edition!

Three of All-Con's greatest wits explain the history of riffing, with a live demonstration and dirty jokes.


SATURDAY 

1 PM - Pecan Room - Critical Writing: How (Not) To Make Friends And Alienate People.

I offer my wisdom - such as it is - about how to write critical analysis without being killed.


2 PM - Pecan Room - DC Comics Television Multiverse

I head a panel of geeks to discuss all the upcoming TV shows based on DC Comics books.


3 PM - Dogwood Room - Marvel Cinematic Universe - Hail Hydra!
I'm part of a panel of geeks discussing all the upcoming Marvel TV shows and movies.

SUNDAY

11 AM - Maple Room - Flash Facts

A quick history lesson on The Fastest Man Alive and his hit TV show.


12 PM - Pecan Room - Q&A With A Critic

I'll answer your questions about comic history and how to write.


Saturday, March 1, 2014

Pryde Of The X-Men - A Commentary In Riffs.


And now, the 1989 failed cartoon pilot - Pryde Of The X-Men.



0:07 – Is that Mark Hamill’s Joker singing this theme song?

0:22 – This is why most of the 90’s Marvel cartoons didn’t have theme songs with lyrics…

0:50 – Stan Lee warning us our classmates might be dangerous mutants seems wrong somehow… wasn’t this comic supposed to encourage us to accept others who are different?

1:13 – Holy crap... is that Uncle Phil as Magneto?

1:30 – Brotherhood of Mutant Terrorists?  I think they picked the one name WORSE than “Brotherhood of Evil Mutants”.  You can get away with claiming “Evil” is ironic.

1:35 – He’s swinging a metal rifle at the guy who controls metal, who is behind a force-field?  I’m guessing the Colonel isn’t in Military Intelligence…

1:50 – Why does Emma Frost sound like she’s an old woman?  And why does telepathy melt asphalt?

2:10 – And since when does she throw magic bolts around? 

2:20 – Yeah.   Metal guns. REALLY did not think this through, did they?

2:43 – Minor nitpick, but since when is Kitty a redhead?  Or orange-head in this case?

3:15 – Well, at least they captured Professor X’s sensitivity accurately – greeting a nervous teenage girl with a ghostly apparition.

3:30 – Ack!  Chuck is running his orientation video in Windows 8.1!  He IS evil!

3:40 – Wait… her parents agreed to let her travel across the country to another school ALONE?

4:10 –  They have a place called The Danger Room.  You ever get the feeling Professor X isn’t  an accredited educator?

4:25 – “better known as Cyclops”.  Better known to who?

5:01 – Charles got this game program with the tentacle-rape plants from Japan.

5:30 – “Well, not understood by ME anyway.  My degree was actually in women’s studies….”

6:00 – Hands to yourself, Nightcrawler!

6:40 – What the hell kind of accent is that?  I know they said Wolverine sounded Australian in this but that doesn’t sound Australian!

6:50 – “Actually, I don’t.  I have severe amnesia and… YOW!”

7:42 – Ah, Kurt – you’re such a charming pederast.

8:10 – Kitty isn’t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed, is she?  Asking is Xavier knows them AFTER the expository speech.

9:00 – So how is her power not shorting out the circuit when she phases while holding it?  And why isn’t Professor X using his telepathy offensively?  Apart from him needing to be captured because the story says so?

9:49 – You’d think they’d have some kind of alarm on their planes telling them their home just got trashed.  And didn’t they leave in two jets, earlier?

10:22 – Peter isn’t exactly that bright either.  Haven’t they fought The Blob before?

11:35 – Why the hell is Lockheed here?

12:10 – Uh, Peter? I know he’s already paralyzed but moving him might not be a good idea…

12:47 – I just love how Kitty is scared witless by Nightcrawler but thinks nothing of swinging at Wolverine.

14:00 – Umm.. won’t most of the mutants be killed off if a comet hits the Earth?  I could buy Magneto doing this if he had a whole mutant nation on the asteroid but it looks like the only woman they have is Emma Frost….

14:40 – Yes, it is far too dangerous for you to go out into the field.  Instead you will stay here… alone, in the ruined mansion where even the world’s most powerful  telepath couldn’t protect you before!  Yeah… I’m rooting for Magneto at this point.  His continued employment of Toad aside, he’s not an idiot.

14:45 – My child?  Kurt, just when I thought you couldn’t get any creepier…

16:00 – How did he not blast his own helmet off?

16:04 – Take that, Figment!

16:54 – Hey!  Toad In The Hole! 

16:58 – Why did Wolverine stay behind when they got Toad trapped?

18:30 – Just go with it…. It doesn’t have to make sense…

19:11 – You have to wonder why Magneto kept that dragon around…

20:11 – He teleported without his space suit?

21:24 – No… that wasn’t James Avery as Magneto.  Because this world is not awesome enough to have him being Shredder AND Magneto.

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Joel Hodgson's Riffing Myself - My Review & Thank You Letter

Joel Hodgson got me through middle school.

That statement may require some explanation.

I first stumbled across Mystery Science Theater 3000 back when I was twelve years old and channel-surfing.  At the time it was only possible to have two TV sets in the same house wired for cable.  So whenever I wanted to watch something that wasn't on the local UHF station on the old TV in my room, I either had to do it on the set in my parents bedroom during the day or wait until everyone was asleep and sneak into the living room.

I watched the show in secret because MST3K was the greatest thing I had ever seen and I had just assumed - like most of the other awesome things you become obsessed with when you're 12 - it was something my parents would disapprove of.  Never mind that they'd let me stay up to watch the old Mad Movies show on Nick at Nite with them and this was virtually the same thing!  That kind of logical reasoning doesn't enter into your head when you are twelve.

Thankfully, my parents were cool with it and I think it's fair to say that MST3K  had a direct effect on developing my acerbic, reference-heavy sense of humor as a teen.  It certainly had an affect on my writing career, as my first published reviews as a teenager were written for an MST3K fanzing (Digest Digest) under the pen name Joey The Lemur.  My first experiences with the Internet were the MST3K Fan Forums on Prodigy.  My first web-development gig was doing research for the Daddy-O's Drive-In Dirt section of what eventually became the official MST3K news website.  And you certainly don't spend over ten years working as a riffer at Rocky Horror shows without being something of a MSTie.

Yes, I owe a lot to MST3K and - by extension - the shows creator, Joel Hodgson.  But how did he get me through middle school?  Because as cheesy as it may be to say this, I learned a lot about how to cope with life by watching MST3K and Joel's example.

Like Joel, I was a smart, unorthodox personality trapped in a bad place.  Okay, my Junior High School wasn't a satellite in a geosynchronous orbit around the Earth but I still felt trapped there.  But Joel didn't let his situation get him down and he responded to the stupidity and absurdity around him with the only weapon he had left - humor.  So too did I began to use wisecracks to riff my life and cope with the stupidity and absurdity around me. 

Even later on in life, Joel's wisdom helped me.  The idea that "people don't mean to be obnoxious - it's just that they're all screwed up inside" helped instill a badly needed sense of empathy into my teenage self.  Even now it helps me keep my cool with particularly unreasonable patrons at the library I work at.  He also helped me find ease with myself, advising that you shouldn't worry if everyone gets your jokes.  "The right people will get this," he said in an interview for a documentary on MST3K.  Someday, I'm going to have to write a book on Zen and Mystery Science Theater 3000.  But I've already said far too much about myself in what was meant to be a review of a magical stage show. 

So Joel?  If you happen to read this?  Thank you.  Thank you for everything, from my first laugh at your wisecracks watching Cave Dwellers when I was twelve to the laughs you gave me tonight as I saw Riffing Myself.

Now, as to what got me thinking about all this and writing all this down...


Most people probably wouldn't find enjoyment in a complete stranger showing a couple of hundred slides from their childhood. Then again, your average MSTie is not "most people" and Joel Hodgson is hardly a stranger.  Even if you didn't grow up watching him on MST3K (as I think most of the assembled audience, most of whom were around my age, had), Joel has a casual ease to his performance that makes him seem less like a presenter and more like a co-worker showing you some cool new video on YouTube.

Riffing Myself is not your typical one-man show.  It has more in common with Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth than most of the solo performance pieces you'll find performed in small theaters around the country, where one actor tells the tale of their warped adolescence though a combination of interpretative dance and Inuit throat-singing.  Joel is simply Joel, answering the questions of where he came from and how he created MST3K, while showing us some photos, sketches and the occasional video to try and explain himself.

Riffing Myself explains a lot, detailing Joel's childhood dreams of being a magician and his early career as a prop-comic.  Or, as he described himself, "Comic.  Magician.  Spy."  There's a lot of trivia to be learned that even die-hard MSTies might not be aware of, like how the two inspirations for Joel's costume as a comedian were Sean Connery's James Bond and the guy on the box of the Mystery Date board game.  Joel also talks about his early work as a ventriloquist and how that directly influenced his love of puppetry and the eventual construction of The Bots.

I shan't say anymore than that (a magician must be allowed to keep his secrets, after all) but the evening was delightfully educational even for a hardened MSTie like me who has been around the block a few times.  If you get a chance to see Riffing Myself, by all means take it.  Upcoming show dates are on joelhodgson.com and I hope The Texas Theatre of Dallas will book him again for a later date.
 

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Based on my favorite gag from the Rifftrax Live show tonight....

What's the one place more dangerous for John McClane to go than Harlem with a sign that says he doesn't like black people? This...



Sunday, July 22, 2012

REVIEW: Cinematic Titanic - Rattlers




Rattlers is the most recent DVD release by the crew at Cinematic Titanic. Founded by original Mystery Science Theater 3000 creator Joel Hodgson and starring the original cast of the show during its' KTMA season (Trace Beaulieu and J. Elvis Weinstein) as well as Frank "TV's Frank" Conniff and Mary Jo "Pearl Forrester" Pehl, Cinematic Titanic has been performing live shows in venues across the United States for several years now and offering periodic DVD releases of their live shows.

Rattlers, as the name suggests, is a horror movie about killer rattlesnakes. The action, such as it is, centers upon herpetologist Dr. Tom Parkinson - a man who would be the Indiana Jones of snake experts if Indy liked snakes and Tom were played by a better actor. Lured away from the halls of academia for the princely sum of $200, Dr. Tom is brought into investigate a series of mysterious deaths in the Mojave desert. After confirming that the victim's wounds do look like rattlesnake bites, Dr. Tom does nothing much but drive around in the desert with photographer Ann Bradley as more and more people are killed by the snakes in increasingly unlikely fashion.

The trail eventually leads them to the local military base, where commanding officer Colonel Stroud tries to distract Dr. Tom with free helicopter rides and amusing conversations with the base doctor - the finest drunk to command an army medical unit since Hawkeye Pierce. But the drunken doctor has a secret that has nothing to do with the world's greatest martini recipe and it will fall to Dr. Tom - and to a lesser extent Ann - to expose the truth about how a secret government project created a horrible menace to society.

Even by the standards of MST3K, Rattlers is a bad film. There is not a single part of it's production that is not handled in a ham-fisted or half-assed manner. Say what you will about "Manos" The Hands of Fate but at least Hal P. Warren tried to recruit the finest actors that the El Paso Community Theater had to offer. With Rattlers, you doubt they went through that kind of effort. Every performance feels like it was delivered by someone who was a friend of the director.

There are scenes where the boom mike operator couldn't be arsed to follow the actors. The There are scenes where the camera man forgot to remove the "day for night" lens. The storyline resembles a sin wave more than an arc. And the characters - if I may use that term - are all bland, lifeless stock figures with the exception of photographer Ann Bradley, who is either a stereotypical angry feminist or the typical wilting-flower horror movie heroine depending on what scene we are in.

Sadly, there is only so much the CT Crew can do with a movie this dull. While there are numerous WTF moments and numerous bits of slopping editing that add to the humor, you can't avoid the fact that long stretches of the movie are of people walking around in the desert while nothing happens. This isn't a bad episode, by any stretch of the imagination and there are a lot of funny riffs. It just seems that most of the riffs are what we long-time MSTies call "waffle" gags.

A quick explanation: waffle gags are a reference to the classic MST3K episode Viking Women vs. The Sea Serpent where, for some reason nobody seems to recall, all of the skits involved waffles and there was a running gag throughout the movie about waffles. Why? Because 'waffles' is a funny word and it seemed funny at the time to talk about waffles instead of the movie.

That is what many of the riffs here feel like. There's a lot more random non-sequitur lines than usual (i.e. Joel screaming "THE GORILLA IS LOOSE!" after a voice over an intercom requests the attention of all the Zoology students). It's also a bit like the classic episode Lost Continent, where half of the movie is spent trying to desperately think of things to say as we watch several men go rock-climbing.... VERY SLOWLY. This isn't bad, to my mind, but I do know some MSTies who prefer things to be a little heavier on the pop-culture references, as they were in the later Sci-Fi channel episodes.

Despite this, I have no trouble recommending Rattlers to any fan of quality riffing. It's not quite as gut-bustingly funny as recent videos such as War of the Insects or Danger on Tiki Island, but Rattlers is still a solid piece of entertainment that is well worth purchasing. It is available exclusively from Amazon.com.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Cult Film Fanatics: Mystery Science Theater 3000

SOURCE: Cult Film Fanatics: A Tribute to Mystery Science Theater 3000!

I was part of the expert panel for the most recent episode of Cult Film Fanatics (sponsored by United States of Geekdom), devoted to my favorite TV show of all time - Mystery Science Theater 3000!

Join us!

Thursday, March 22, 2012

All-Con: Day Two, Part One. A Pictoral Report

Showered, shaved and highly entertained by a viewing of the latest episode of Green Lantern: The Animated Series and the Super Best Friends Forever short on DC Nation, I headed down to the floor for the 10 AM screening of Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog.





I was the only member of Amber Does Dallas who showed up for this show - unsurprising as I figured everyone else would be sleeping in, all the better to gear up for our show late that night. The crowd, too, was smaller for this Saturday morning show. I was surprised to see a lot of parents with children in the audience, having never really thought of Dr. Horrible as being a family show.





Still, Rick (of United States of Geekdom fame) and I soldiered on, held an "evil laugh" contest for all the children present (most of them were too shy to say anything, let alone laugh) and set about trying to do a clean riffing of Dr. Horrible. We were, thankfully, successful in this regard and Rick said he thought the jokes were better when people weren't trying to be as dirty as possible. I'm inclined to agree.

After grabbing lunch, I ran back to my room and changed into my Doctor uniform. I regularly cosplay The Fourth Doctor from Doctor Who at local events and I had a photo-shoot planned with DFW Cosplay Gallifrey - a group of like-minded Whovians here in Dallas who enjoy dressing up like The Doctor and his companions and enemies.

Once I was out of the sweat suit (a wool scarf is rarely a good idea in Texas, even in March!), I hit the floor and snapped a few more pictures of the other cosplayers.




Classic Captain America





Cosplay Queen and special Con-Guest Amaya De'Morte, as Rogue from X-Men.




The White and Black Queen of the Hellfire Club from X-Men.




Poison Ivy




Catwoman




This quite comely Red Sonja is a member of Assassination City Roller Derby, who were offering several seminars upon the awesomeness of roller derby throughout the weekend. Some may question the effectiveness of her armor but I'll let them be the ones to put on the skates and test her metal.


Shortly after catching the tail end of the Roller Derby panel, I went out with my friend Chrispy, her husband Joe and their friend Liz for a quick dinner (and by dinner I mean cheese fries) at the pub down the street from the hotel before I had to go teach my last class of the panel - another history course on the eras of American Comics.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Cult Film Fanatics - The Who's Tommy & Barbarella

SOURCE: Cult Film Fanatics: The Who’s Tommy and Barbarella

I was part of a panel for the most recent episode of the podcast Cult Film Fanatics, now hosted by United States of Geekdom. So if you ever wanted to listen to me muse on the irony that a musical based on the author's experiences getting off of drugs requires you to be high to appreciate it or wax philsophical on the importance of PG rated movies with nudity to teenage boys of a certain generation... here you go!

All-Con: Day One, Part Two. A Pictoral Report

The history of Anime & Manga class proved to be not nearly as popular as I'd hoped. Granting that All-Con isn't as heavily devoted to Anime as many other local cons (Dallas has three regular Anime conventions of note), I had hoped to fill the larger room they'd given me for my second class. Still, it was a fun time.

After grabbing some dinner, I hit the Dealer's Room to browse around and check out some more cosplay costumes. Thankfully, everyone was polite even though I had to explain that I was practically broke. And by practically I meant completely. Though what I lack in riches, I can more than make up for in press. So here's some websites you should all consider checking out.

Steampunk Stitchery - though their website is still under construction, their wears looked quite well made to my admittedly untrained eye. If you're into Steampunk but can't sew yourself, give them a look see.

Henry Melton -A local science fiction writer and a heck of a nice guy, I'll be checking his work out sometime soon.

DreamHats.com - They were kind enough to try and help me find the right floppy brown hat for my Fourth Doctor costume.

Ties That Bind
- an interesting web-comic I have yet to get into that far.

Neither Noir - the best professional cosplay photographers in the business, bar none.





Supergirl, of course.





Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World





Not sure what character she is, but it's a nice looking costume.
Apparently she works for a local events site called Samaze.com






"This book is crap. They make me look like Hitler and sound like an idiot.

Find out who created this, hire them, then fire them!"

Yes, J. Jonah Jameson, in all his glory.





I don't think she's any particular character. But there's something about a blood-soaked school girl that just demands that you take pictures. Perhaps it is the bloody bat?



I closed the night out with an MCing gig. My acting troupe, Amber Does Dallas, was co-sponsoring a screening of Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog along with The United States of Geekdom. While we weren't able to shadowcast the show legally (something we've been wanting to do for a long time) we did prepare a special pre-show based on a song by Felicia Day from The Guild.






The show itself went well, save for one jackass who kept standing up in front of the projector. It's rare that I riff on a show I actually like but if Mike Nelson can take on Casablanca I can take on Doctor Horrible. The show was over at 11 but I decided to head to bed early and skip the room parties. I had a long day ahead of me tomorrow.

Friday, February 24, 2012

Cult Film Fanatics: Sky Captain and Birdemic

SOURCE: Cult Film Fanatics: Sky Captain and Birdemic

Ever wonder what I sound like? I recently sat in on an episode of the Cult Film Fanatics podcast - now hosted by United States of Geekdom! Give it a listen and marvel at my command of useless trivia regarding Birdemic!

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Cult Film Fanatics - Episode 1 - Plan 9 From Outer Space & The Rocky Horror Picture Show

SOURCE: CULT FILM FANATICS -Episode 1: DR FRANKENFURTER MEETS ED WOOD

WARNING: This podcast does contain a lot of adult language and content.

Due to my extensive experience as a RHPS riffer and scholar of bad movie history, I was invited to be a guest panelist for the first episode of a new podcast devoted to cult cinema. So if you ever wanted to hear me discuss the work of Ed Wood through a really tinny speaker, here is your chance!

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Bite me! It's fun!

I just flashed back to when I was a 12 year old kid, watching TV on the other cable set in my parent's bedroom, jerry-rigging a second-hand VCR in order to "Keep Circulating The Tapes".

http://cinematictitanic.com/wpmu/trailer/

It is here.

It is available for purchase.

MST3K lives again in all its' glory.