Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Blvd. of Broken Dreams) - Part 15

THE THRILLING CONCLUSION!  Will Tex get the big score he's dreamed of? Will Tex score with Regan again? Will Tex even survive the trials awaiting him at the end of the Boulevard of Broken Dreams?

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Blvd. of Broken Dreams) - Part 14

In which we make our way through a trap-filled tomb in search of our final reward. The good news is that - unlike in Gamer mode - we don't have to deal with that stupid lava maze. The bad news is we're still stuck navigating a stone wall maze looking for the tools we need to deal with a wasp nest.

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Blvd. of Broken Dreams) - Part 13

In which we retrieve the final piece of The Pandora Device, fumble along through some puzzles, annoy my neighbors one last time and give into temptation with Regan in an artsy PG-13(ish) sex scene.

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Blvd. of Broken Dreams) - Part 12

In which we make some phone calls - including an aggressively dickish prank call -  and burglarize an apartment to acquire the third piece of The Pandora Device.

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Blvd. of Broken Dreams) - Part 11

In which we finish looting the mass-grave that is the secret military base at Roswell - a task that requires us to steer an RC toy through a bunch of ducts. Because of course it does!

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Blvd. of Broken Dreams) - Part 10

In which we explore the ruins of Roswell in an effort to steal some alien technology and our haste and greed get Archie Ellis killed. Not that we care. Because we are evil!

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Blvd. of Broken Dreams) - Part 9

In which we crack some safes, raid the NSA's secret offices a second time and make some sexy talk with Regan that goes nowhere... for the moment.

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Blvd. of Broken Dreams) - Part 8

In which we lie to an old woman to burglarize an old man's apartment and sequence-break the game just to prove we can, before getting another person killed by our incompetence.

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Blvd. of Broken Dreams) - Part 7

In which - after enduring the scorn and sympathy of our neighbors - we get picked up by the NSA and get a most interesting offer from a woman named Regan...

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Blvd. of Broken Dreams) - Part 6

In which we discover the identity of the new Black Arrow Killer a little too late for it to do Emily any good and our relationship with Chelsee is settled once and for all.

[TRIGGER WARNING: There's some rather extreme violence in this chapter, with a woman being strangled.]

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Blvd. of Broken Dreams) - Part 5

In which we further annoy our neighbors, read the paper, crank call a reporter and then finally get around to doing some real detective work.

Apparently Tex is now evil and lazy.

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Blvd. of Broken Dreams) - Part 4

In which, having finally assembled a threatening note to our sexy new client correctly, we completely forget about helping her in order to explore an abandoned cabin, pester a local street preacher and dig around a series of abandoned buildings on Chandler Avenue.

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Blvd. of Broken Dreams) - Part 3

In which we finally get our dream date with Chelsee only to flush it all down the drain, get so stinking drunk we turn away the advances of a hot blonde willing to do anything for protection and somehow wind up with yet another case to solve.

(Trigger warning - this is really sleazy and kinda uncomfortable to watch given how accustom we are to Chris Jones playing the hero. Seriously, it's like David Tennant as Killgrave in here.)

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Blvd. of Broken Dreams) - Part 2

In which we take a break from solving our case to steal money from orphans, delay paying our debts and insult our neighbors. Because we are Eeeeeevil!

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Blvd. of Broken Dreams) - Part 1

In which Tex gets a new case, scores a date with dream-girl Chelsee and pays his rent... but in a much more sleazy and/or violent fashion than you'd expect as we begin the transformation into Evil Tex!