Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 33

The thrilling finale of King Xodan's quest! Will he slay Zordax once and for all?! Will we get a substantially different ending than when we played as Queen Yanah?! Why am I asking you?!

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 32

In which the Kraken is released, the fourth temple is defeated, and we stock up on potions before the final battle!

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 31

In which we slay a dragon to escape the second lost temple and face many random encounters before beginning the third.

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 30

In which we begin the quest to gather the four ancient artifacts we need to forge the weapon that will slay Zordax once and for all. Which means more dungeons! Yay!

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 29

In which, having cleared the last of the side-quest caves, we seek the Witches of Sar and get back to the main quest.

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 28

In which we return to Goonah to sell loot and prepare for war. Get ready to watch us bathe in blood! (Not literally but almost!)

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 27

With our Muscles maxed out to truly insane levels, we set out to clear the last of the random dungeons.

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 26

Blood, death and vengeance are the watchwords of the day, as we kill a bunch of random mooks trying to get one of the new fatality screens promised in the latest game update.

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 25

In which, having escaped the Caves of the Rat God and recruited a sorcerer, we finally get a new cut scene out of this new version of the game.

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 24

In which, with the cannibal caves cleared, we seek a sage for advice only to fall into the Caves of the Rat God. (Man, there's a lot of cave dwellers in this barbaric age!)

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 23

In which killing ourselves proves to be easier than trying to renavigate our way out of a maze. Still, we clear the cannibal caverns.

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 22

In which we clear out more dungeons and the first cannibal camp. We also are treated to a vison of our daughter, as I contend with the one thing worse than fell sorcery - tech support born of Bluetooth crashes!

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 21

In which we continue clearing out random caverns and dungeons in the name of XP and gold.

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 20

In which we explore the Village of Gooner (or whatever it is) and start clearing out the enemy camps to the south. This gets us to Level 4 in record time!

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 19

In which we start the game anew. Partly to see if it any of the cut scenes are different with King Xodan and partly because of the new patch that restores some of the cut content. Granted, it's mostly the now-topless slave-girls in the baths and there's now three of them, but still a vital change VERY important to the story!

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 18

The thrilling finale of Yanah's quest. Will she be able to slay her former Master and his hoary henchman? Will she save her daughter? And how many times will I get killed before any of that gets accomplished?

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 17

In which, having maxed out my stock of healing potions, we head into the fourth and final temple (which was the first temple we battled through way back when) and face the God of Death!

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 16

In which we slay a dragon... eventually. The glitches prove more dangerous than the fire, but we turn them to our advantage when it turns out our companions and husband are as resistant to dragon's breath as they are lava pits.

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 15

In which we slay a Kraken to clear out the second temple, before venturing to the third - a wicked place full of dragon statues, skittering gollums, and cycloptic fauns.

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 14

In which we take on the Temple of Scales and fight our way through more snake cultists to rescue our daughter's betrothed, the Prince of Kemth. And then, being denied the warm welcome he promised, we make our way to the Sunken Ruins of Yg Drel Sunn.