Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 23

In which killing ourselves proves to be easier than trying to renavigate our way out of a maze. Still, we clear the cannibal caverns.

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 22

In which we clear out more dungeons and the first cannibal camp. We also are treated to a vison of our daughter, as I contend with the one thing worse than fell sorcery - tech support born of Bluetooth crashes!

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 21

In which we continue clearing out random caverns and dungeons in the name of XP and gold.

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 20

In which we explore the Village of Gooner (or whatever it is) and start clearing out the enemy camps to the south. This gets us to Level 4 in record time!

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 19

In which we start the game anew. Partly to see if it any of the cut scenes are different with King Xodan and partly because of the new patch that restores some of the cut content. Granted, it's mostly the now-topless slave-girls in the baths and there's now three of them, but still a vital change VERY important to the story!

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 18

The thrilling finale of Yanah's quest. Will she be able to slay her former Master and his hoary henchman? Will she save her daughter? And how many times will I get killed before any of that gets accomplished?

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 17

In which, having maxed out my stock of healing potions, we head into the fourth and final temple (which was the first temple we battled through way back when) and face the God of Death!

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 16

In which we slay a dragon... eventually. The glitches prove more dangerous than the fire, but we turn them to our advantage when it turns out our companions and husband are as resistant to dragon's breath as they are lava pits.

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 15

In which we slay a Kraken to clear out the second temple, before venturing to the third - a wicked place full of dragon statues, skittering gollums, and cycloptic fauns.

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 14

In which we take on the Temple of Scales and fight our way through more snake cultists to rescue our daughter's betrothed, the Prince of Kemth. And then, being denied the warm welcome he promised, we make our way to the Sunken Ruins of Yg Drel Sunn.

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 13

In which we slay one witch to empower another witch and abduct a third witch to win the favor of another three witches. This kicks off a new quest in which we start scavenging four tombs and immediately pick the only one you SHOULDN"T start with.

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 12

In which we meet with the Witches of Sar who agree to help us... if we kill a rival witch and slay her daughter. Or bring their daughter to them so they can slay her. Or so they can raise her. Honestly, the witches can't seem to make up their mind...

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 11

In which war comes to the village of Gunna, and we must face the invading armies naked. Or at least as naked as an M-rating will allow. Still, there is much hacking and slaying of men and beasts!

Sensei Starman Plays Age of Barbarians Chronicles - Part 10

In which, being flush with gold even before selling our loot, we clear out the last of the side-quest caves.