Starman Plays Martian Memorandum - Part Five

The anti-climatic conclusion! In which we find missing heiress Alexis Alexander and only the fact that she wears proper support garments allows us to save the universe in the sleaziest fashion possible.

Starman Plays Martian Memorandum - Part Four

In which all of our unmotivated petty thievery pays off and gives us the tools we need to rob Big Dick's Casino. We then save the day by reflecting on the nature of evil and indulging in even more conversations that don't really go anywhere.

Starman Plays Martian Memorandum - Part Three

In which, having gotten our ass to Mars, we pick up the trail of the missing Alexis Alexander. This requires us committing several acts of petty theft, picking up random junk from storage closets in factories we have no reason to explore and pestering the high priestess of a cult for no reason other than we saw her on TV.

Starman Plays Martian Memorandum - Part Two

In which we question a former actress turned trophy wife and a B-movie producer with the nose of a bloodhound. (The rest of his face doesn't look too good either.) And then we conjure a ladder by waving a gun around just before we tackle a death-trap filled jungle.

Starman Plays Martian Memorandum - Part One

In which we're hired by the richest man in the world to find something that was stolen from him but he can't tell us what it is. Oh! And his possibly kidnapped daughter too, if time permits. We set about doing this by seducing his secretary, annoying a number of people in cheap prosthetic makeup  and blackmailing a stripper with a drug problem.

Yeah. Tex isn't the hero he once was...