Starman Plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice - Part 21 (NSFW)

Will Larry escape from his perfect world? Will he be able to save his Pi from digital oblivion? What about the rest of the world? And what about that prophecy Larry was meant to fulfill and the arranged marriage he skipped out on to go chasing after Faith? Shockingly, all these questions will be answered in the thrilling conclusion and happy ending (Hee-hee!) of Wet Dreams Dry Twice!

 

Starman Plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice - Part 20 (NSFW)

It's Inception, 80's style, as Larry finds himself living his perfect day over and over, with his wife Piper waiting on him hand and foot. Is this a dream? Is it Heaven? Or is it one more exercise in repetition as we enter the climax of the game?

Starman Plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice - Part 19 (NSFW)

In which we face Wang and discover it is possible to have too much of a good thing. Now Larry and all his cunning are the only thing capable of saving the world from ecstatic exhaustion.

Yeah. We're screwed.

Starman Plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice - Part 18 (NSFW)

In which we once again navigate the maze under Prune HQ, armed with a new set of directions. This time we need to find the smuggler of the Resistance and another familiar face before seeking out the Dark Net and the special equipment we need to shut down the PiBots. Unfortunately, this section is a little glitchy. Thankfully, the good ol' save-scumming trick works. 

Starman Plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice - Part 17 (NSFW)

In which we must navigate the labyrinth under Prune Headquarters to locate the Resistance and their mysterious leader El Comandante! This chapter is a little heavy on conversation and exposition, but, to be fair, it takes a while to get Larry to understand what's going on and what he has to do to stop Wang and his PiBot army. 

Starman Plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice - Part 16 (NSFW)

In which, having survived certain death being thrown into a volcano, we now have to tear apart a supervillain's lair to repair a KGB helicopter and save the woman of our dreams... right after a mini-game that involves fapping and flying at the same time.

Starman Plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice - Part 15 (NSFW)

In which, in order to win over Faith and the lesbian cannibals, we must help the ghost of a nun experience Le Petit Mort. This requires Larry undergo a petit mort of his own and that we create a body double for our new... friend Swingle.

Starman Plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice - Part 14 (NSFW)

In which we explore the ruins of an ancient civilization and clear a pathway to the Cave of Cosmic Cognition... by running the ultimate LARP and exploiting the only people on the planet nerdier than Larry.

Starman Plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice - Part 13 (NSFW)

In which an encounter with a senile super spy yields the third keystone, before we go off on a search for the lost grave of Lady Gobbledick. Which will become even more lost after Larry discovers it. Also, I show how to solve the most annoying puzzle in the game, though I'm not quite sure how you're supposed to solve it beyond random guessing!

Starman Plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice - Part 12 (NSFW)

In which we sneak aboard a submarine to recover the second piece of the Cosmic Keystone and discover two more achievements and another way Larry can die. We also solve the mystery of the Vagina Denata plant, but more importantly Larry gets laid! Twice!

Starman Plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice - Part 11 (NSFW)

In which we explore the rest of Muffington Island, which amounts to the town square of the lesbianibals and a cemetery, and set about recovering the first of the four pieces of the key to the Cavern of Cosmic Cognition. Get ready to bargain with pirates and hold your breath for ten minutes! (Are we sure this isn't a Monkey Island game?)

Starman Plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice - Part 10 (NSFW)

In which, after listening to Louis' act (it's an achievement!) we head back to Phallus Rock. Not to dance our cares away, but to face the dread Captain LeCuck and the Pirates of Clitcoin! Finally, we head back to Muffington Island, to arrange a love connection between Wendi and Otis, who are a bit confused about their feelings for one another.

Starman Plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice - Part 9 (NSFW)

In which we start exploring new territories, meet a pair of legally distinct copyright-friendly sisters who have a thing for exploring exotic locals and find several new ways to die. We also run into some familiar faces from New Lost Wages, who are hiding in a cave trying to organize a LARP in copyright-friendly cosplay that does not bear any resemblance to the characters of a certain popular space franchise owned by an infamously litigious company.

Starman Plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice - Part 8 (NSFW)

In which we crack the safe of Swingle and play around with the phone to earn an achievement. We also learn the secret lore of the Cave of Cosmic Cognition and start the search for four keystones needed to attain total awareness... or devolve into a sex-crazed deviant. Which, in Larry's case, might be an improvement. And speaking of deviants in name of improvement, we also listen to Louis' new act.

Starman Plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice - Part 7 (NSFW)

In which Larry almost makes his way to Muffington Island scot free, but gets all tied up... in a good way. The good news is we do find Faith. The bad news is we also meet the one man on Earth more perverted than Larry and a tribe of lesbian cannibal schoolgirls who want to have us for dinner. Get ready for a ton of cut scenes, folks! 

Starman Plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice - Part 6 (NSFW)

In which we solve the problem of the foul-smelling pool water and earn our freedom. Unfortunately, we still have no idea what happened to Faith and where she's gone. This means it's time for Larry to play detective and for us to pixel hunt every inch of the landscape through a pair of binoculars.

Starman Plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice - Part 5 (NSFW)

In which, after finishing our inspection of the hotel grounds and discovering our raft has been confiscated by a recycle-happy activist named Emma, we set about addressing Becky's complaints, riding the buffet of a captive pig and concocting a selfie worthy (if inedible) alcoholic drink.

Starman Plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice - Part 4 (NSFW)

In which we run info a familiar, friendly face. Well, a familiar face, at any rate. Becky Butter is back and the hotel is at the mercy of Becky and all her on-line followers. Freedom is ours for the taking if we can just find a way to address all of Becky's petty complaints. (Though in fairness, the pool and the buffet are disgusting.) We also meet a cool hippie beg-packer named Shauni who, sadly, we do not get the chance to romance despite her apparently being willing to do anything to sleep in a real bed for a night and us having access to a room. Oh well...

Starman Plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice - Part 3 (NSFW)

In which we become a prisoner of Governor Marley. We're a prisoner of love, true, but still trapped on her island until we pay a fine and recover our junk, er raft. Still, there's quite a lot to see and do around the hotel... including Governor Marley herself!

Starman Plays Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Dry Twice - Part 2 (NSFW)

In which we start trying to assemble a boat so we can get out of Cancum and set sail to find our lost Faith. Naturally, it doesn't go according to plan...