Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Lombard Street) - Part 15

THE EPIC CONCLUSION! Will Tex get the girl? Will he uncover the secrets of the ancient astronauts? Will he understand them even if he does - the girl or the secrets? Will we finally get to hear some Richie Havens music? And why am I asking you?

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Lombard Street) - Part 14

In which we explore the ruins of an ancient temple whose builders were so devout to their sky gods that they made simply going down the hall to the bathroom an ordeal requiring solving two puzzles and traversing a lava maze.

TRIGGER WARNING: Contains Gratuitous Editing For Time and Benny Hill Music.

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Lombard Street) - Part 13

In which we discover and decrypt the final piece of The Pandora Device, uncover the secret within Thomas Malloy's work and face certain temptation at the soft, sensuous hands of Regan.

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Lombard Street) - Part 12

In which a dated gag is suddenly funny and depressing at the same time.  After that, we use an anagram to find a hidden message, crank call a UFO expert who apparently has the worst short term memory ever and then burglarize his apartment only to spend a lot of time standing in the scene of the crime solving yet another puzzle box.

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Lombard Street) - Part 11

Now free to explore the ruins of Roswell without fear of being sucked dry by some alien entitty (and not in the fun way!), we must first repair a toy drone before shuffling around the random crap in a government storage locker in order to retrieve the power cell we need for The Pandora Device.

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Lombard Street) - Part 10

In which we break into the secret UFO research base under Roswell and go on a bug hunt to capture the alien entity that forced the base to be evacuated years ago.  Game over, man? Not if Tex is uncharacteristically clever and tech-savvy.

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Lombard Street) - Part 9

In which we break into AUTOTECH again and seek out conspiracy theorist Archie Ellis (a.k.a. a poor man's Jim J. Bullock.)

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Lombard Street) - Part 8

In which we return to the secret NSA office at AutoTech to do a little burglary. We also finally have a talk with the mysterious Regan about Thomas Malloy's work and uncover the first two pieces of The Pandora Device!

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Lombard Street) - Part 7

In which The Black Arrow Killer (or his copycat) has been stopped, but we still have more questions than answers. What did Dag Horton steal that was worth killing over? Why is the NSA involved in this case? Who is the mysterious woman who saved us from the police? Where can we find Thomas Malloy? And why am I asking you?

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Lombard Street) - Part 6

In which our search for The Black Arrow Killer leads us (too late) to the mysterious Sandra. It also leads us into a front for the NSA and a race against the clock to save Lucy Luv!

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Lombard Street) - Part 5

In which we read the newspaper, meet Crazy Gary - The Vegan Street Preacher, return to The Snow White Warehouse and meet with a reporter about a dead serial killer seemingly returned from the grave... with a vengeance!

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Lombard Street) - Part 4

In which we score a second chance with Chelsee and the search for Thomas Malloy leads us to both a dame in distress and a cabin full of secrets. We also get to deal with the first of many jigsaw puzzles.

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Lombard Street) - Part 3

In which, after having lost a day by being knocked unconscious, we return to Chandler Avenue with what few clues we have. We also discover The Electronic Store is under new management and see how Clint the Bum has come up in the world but is still as annoying as ever.

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Lombard Street) - Part 2

In which we do a crossword puzzle, explore our Chandler Avenue neighborhood a little bit and pay our rent after finally scoring a date with the girl of our dreams.

(No. Really. This is a hard-boiled detective adventure game! This gets more exciting later! I promise!)

Starman Plays The Pandora Directive (Lombard Street) - Part 1

In which we watch the opening film, Tex gets a new case and we explore Tex's office while playing with the (slightly) new and improved interface.