Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Some Thoughts on GA/Black Canary

I was going to save most of my comments for when the first issues came out, but since the previews are out and I've found something that inspires me to write, I have decided to let inspiration run wild.

http://www.newsarama.com/dcnew/july07/previews/previews.html

Dear GOD, the Black Canary book looks awful. I don't usually notice the art on some books but this... oh, the opening splash page made me snap to attention.





She looks like a ship's figurehead and he looks like he should be wearing a diaper and standing before a pink heart.

I'm also distressed that, after the image in 52's Origin Of The Justice League, that this story suggests that Dinah WASN'T a founding JLA member.





And naturally, I'm worried that Ollie is being written as a jerk. I mean, even accepting the fact that he's old-school Ollie... he's too much of a jerk. I wonder why that could be? Well, an interview at Wizard On-Line sheds some light.

“Why on Earth would Dinah marry Ollie? Considering that he’s cheated on her at least twice, three times—I’ve lost count—does that make her a weak character if she would go back with him after all that? - Tony Bedard, Writer of the Black Canary mini-series.

For the record, Ollie has only cheated on Dinah ONCE. And that's under really iffy circumstances. But hey, I've already written the book on that one - no need to repeat myself.

The rest of that interview is worth reading though. You get to read how every major writer who has worked with Ollie and Dinah in the last 40 years feels about them and the upcoming wedding. I find it interesting that out of all of them, Mike Grell is the most hopeful and even he thinks they'll have a rough time of it and Judd Winick is unable to talk intelligently about marriage, and instead says something regarding exactly how Dinah and Ollie are... well,

They’re randy. They’re tough. They are a couple, like, “Let’s get boozy and do it in the kitchen!”

Which explains a lot of this weeks' Green Arrow #74... ah, but I'll save that for the column.

Fast Thoughts - The Week of 5/09/07

No Fast Thoughts this week. Look for a Big Reviews column later this week.

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Further Thoughts on Spider-Man 3.

There seems to be a plague of idiots who, during the scene where Mary Jane and Harry kiss, start shouting out "WHORE!" At least, most of the message board posters I talk to have made note of this happening at their theaters as well.

Now this disturbs me on a number of levels, one of which is that nobody said a damn thing about Gwen Stacy kissing a total stranger, as far as she knew, before her boyfriend, her father and most of Manhattan.

But even more disturbing to me is the fact that these same idiots at my theater CHEERED when Mary Jane got slapped later on. Actually cheered.

I think about this and the statistic that one out of every three teenage girls today are in an abusive relationship with their boyfriend and I get downright depressed.

Friday, May 4, 2007

Looking To The Stars - Spider-Man 3, In Review





It occurs to me how changes in my career seem to coincide with the release of Spider-Man movies.

In the summer of 2002, I saw Spider-Man on opening morning at the Palace Movie Theater in downtown Fort Worth, just after a job-interview at the Bass Hall Theater in Fort Worth. In 2004, I saw Spider-Man 2 at the new stadium theater at the local mall, shortly after my promotion to a senior sales position with the company I worked for then. And now, I find myself gaining a full-time position with benefits at the library I work at now the day before I went to see Spider-Man 3.

This has no direct relevance to anything, save the realization of how much my life has changed within that five year span of time and where various choices and decisions have taken me. And those ideas– choice and how life changes – are the major themes of Spider-Man 3.

But before we get into the heavy discussion, here’s a key to the aspects of the film that we will be examining.


PLOT: The big SPOILERS BEWARE part. A basic summation of the story.

INFLUENCE: A measure of how closely the film follows any direct original source material.

CHARACTERS: Are the characters written well and true to the form presented in the original printed page?

ACTING: Separate from Characters, this is a measure of how skilled the acting is regardless of how "true" it is to the comic book personality of the character.

ARTFULNESS: Nice touches and beautiful artistic shots in the cinematography.

FX: The flashy whiz-bang material and how it looks.

COMIC BOOK GUY QUOTIENT: Another big SPOILERS BEWARE section. Nit-picking over anything relating to "how it SHOULD have been done" and general Monday Morning Quarterbacking.

OVERALL: The broad summary of how I felt about the movie in general.






PLOT: For once in his life, things are going Peter Parker’s way. He’s going steady with dream-girl Mary Jane Watson. He’s doing well in his classes. And Spider-Man has become enough of a local hero to warrant a day of his own as well as being awarded a Key to the City. Of course since this is Peter Parker, this peaceful existence doesn’t last.

The police reveal that the robber who Peter was told killed Uncle Ben wasn’t really his killer and the real murderer, Flint Marko, is on the run. Marko himself becomes an even bigger menace after fleeing into a test site and gains the power to shape-shift and bond with the earth itself. Dubbed The Sandman by the press, Marko becomes an immediate problem for Spider-Man, personally and professionally.

There’s also trouble in Peter’s work life, as a new hot-shot photographer named Eddie Brock begins sniping Peter’s gig snapping pictures of Spider-Man and becomes his chief rival for a full-time staff photographer on the Daily Bugle staff. J. Jonah Jameson says the job will go to the first person who can get photographic proof of Spider-Man committing a crime.

And Peter’s relationship with Mary Jane begins to fall apart as his duties as Spider-Man limit the time they can spend together and Peter’s new found excitement about his celebrity status makes him unable to listen as Mary Jane experiences problems with her own career as an actress. Couple this with Spider-Man’s alleged romantic connection to popular model (and Peter Parker’s physics lab partner) Gwen Stacy following his saving her life and an impassioned upside down kiss before half of New York and you have a relationship in serious trouble even after Peter’s failed attempts to propose.

These romantic troubles are pounced upon by Harry Osborn - Peter’s best friend and son of the Green Goblin – who finally acts on his belief that Spider-Man killed his father and transforms himself into a new Green Goblin while playing Mary Jane against Peter in his secret identity.

And then there’s the problems presented by the mysterious black goo leaking out of a meteorite that lands near Peter and MJ on a quiet night of star-gazing. A goo that is quite alive and bonds to Peter, creating a strange black Spider-Man suit that enhances Peter’s powers and creates a blinding euphoria when he wears it… even as it makes him more and more ruthless fighting against The Sandman and Goblin.

Give it 10 for 10 for going all-out. Despite the rather wordy summary I have above, the plot blends together seamlessly and none of the threads remain untied, just like a real spider’s web.





INFLUENCE: Unlike the first two movies, there’s not really one single issue that can be defined as the basis for the story here. Elements of the plot are taken from across a wide range of issues, with the MJ/Gwen triangle being taken right out of the Stan Lee playbook, Harry becoming the new Goblin being taken from the works of Gerry Conway and J.M. DeMatteis and the introduction of Venom coming right out of Amazing Spider-Man #298-300.

Curiously, a lot seems to have been taken from the 90’s Spider-Man animated series, including the idea that the Venom Symbiote came to earth on a moon-rock as well as Eddie Brock being reinvented as a photographer rival with a grudge against Peter Parker rather than a corrupt reporter with a grudge against Spider-Man.

Regardless of the source material, the story feels like it was taken from the pages of just one Spider-Man comic though, so let’s give it 10 for 10. The spirit that went into the first two films remains as strong as ever.




CHARACTERS: With a very few exceptions, all the characters we know and love are as we would expect them to be. The Peter-MJ-Harry triangle continues to go strong. J. Jonah Jameson and the rest of the Bugle support team are picture perfect. There are, in fact, only three major deviations from the comic book portrayals.

Flint Marko is give much more depth and back-story than he has in the comics, having a sickly daughter who is his impetus for turning to crime. While Marko has usually been shown as one of the more decently-minded bad guys (not killing when possible, not robbing people who couldn’t afford it and even reforming and becoming a hero for a short time), he was never given much motivation past being a crook who never thought about trying to do good until The Thing suggested it to him.

Gwen Stacy, too, is different being much less of the Betty to MJ’s Veronica and more of her own woman. While I do vaguely remember the Gwen Stacy of the old Stan Lee books doing some modeling work, she was a simple student first and foremost rather than the seasoned professional model seen here. She was also very shy and controlled and not the kind of girl who would tongue-kiss Spider-Man in front of her father, boyfriend and half of Manhattan.

And lastly, the change that is most likely to send various purists hiding in their basements, cuddling up with a copy of Spider-Man #300 and saying “no… the Precious… we loves it and hates it!”… Eddie Brock. No longer the weight-lifting reporter whose career was ruined after his serial-killer expose was proven to be a hoax after Spider-Man captured the real serial killer, Eddie is now a rival photographer to Peter at the Daily Bugle and an effective “dark mirror” character.

All of the best Spider-Man villains have always reflections of Spider-Man. Green Goblin was everything Peter wanted in a father figure and wanted to be as a scientist corrupted. Doctor Octopus was a man of science Peter admired transformed into a monster by his own genius. And now we have Eddie Brock, who like Peter is becoming so absorbed in his career that he has begun to ignore his girlfriend and eventually becomes so enthralled with his own power that he risks destruction. He is Peter, without any sense of responsibility. And when he becomes Venom, he is power without responsibility incarnate.

The kicker is that all of these changes actually add to the characters rather than taking away from them. The only problem is that very little is done with Flint Marko and Gwen Stacy once we are introduced to them, with Marko being given little to do but fight Spider-Man and brood over his daughter’s locket and Stacy filling the generic Barbie doll role to a degree that Dunst never did. Let’s give this one a 7.





ACTING: Let’s go down the list, shall we?

Peter Parker - Half and Half, actually. Maguire does a bang-up job on his scenes as Peter and Spidey, suffering only during the scenes that require him to look “cool” after bonding with the symbiote. I’ll grant the idea that Peter would be likely to have a skewed view of coolness and probably WOULD overdo it to some degree once he is free of all his inhibitions. That being said, Maguire’s performance whenever he is “bad Peter” or during the soon-to-be infamous musical numbers is grating in the extreme. And while the man can reportedly cry on cue, he cannot look convincingly confused about his girlfriend dumping him. 5 out of 10.

Mary Jane Watson - A lot of fans come down on Kirsten Dunst and I’m not sure why. I’ve already heard the usual accusations on how she is given nothing to do but look pretty and be rescued but that’s less true of this movie than the other two films in the trilogy. I didn’t keep a running time count, but I would guess that MJ gets the most screen-time here than she did in the first two films. She certainly gets more screen time alone, with the film being just as much about her problems with sharing Peter with the world and her job problems as it is about Peter fighting various villains. And Dunst, thankfully, has the power to hold our interest during these scenes. 9 out of 10.

Harry Osborn - Second only to Maguire in the scenery-chewing department this time around, James Franco actually does a fair job playing Harry in all but one scene. Unfortunately, this scene was the biggest inspiration for laughter in the theater I saw the film in and it kills much of Harry’s credibility as a criminal mastermind capable of truly messing with Peter’s head as he was in the comics. I refer to the scene where Peter tells Harry (who has threatened MJ into dumping Peter) that MJ has dumped him for some other guy and Harry tells him, with faked tears that flow into over-the-top evil smiling as he enjoys his pie, that HE is the other guy. 6 for 10 here.





The Sandman - Sadly, Thomas Haden Church is at his most expressive and animated when he is being rendered as a CGI sandstorm. He has the look of Flint Marko, to be sure, but he seems more annoyed than truly desperate as the hardened criminal turned natural disaster. 3 for 10 here, as he really doesn’t get much to do but look confused when he isn’t destroying things.

Eddie Brock - The standout surprise of the movie, Topher Grace took a lot of flack from Spider-Man purists, being regarded as a better fit to play Peter Parker than Tobey Maguire (They probably wanted Laura Prepon as Mary Jane, too…) and an absolutely horrible choice to play Eddie Brock. And were Eddie Brock the muscle-bound dumb jock he was written as in most of his appearances, they would be right. Thankfully, the Eddie Brock presented here is a much more interesting and developed character than his comics counterpart and much more fitting of the “dark mirror” role that Venom was supposed to fill. 10 for 10.

Gwen Stacy - The most thankless role in the whole film, anyone who attacks the writers of the Spider-Man series for not giving Kirsten Dunst much to do had better bitch and bitch hard about Bryce Dallas Howard’s turn as Gwen Stacy. Because if ever there was an example of a character existing only as a prop for other characters, this is it. Seriously, here’s the blow by blow list of where she shows up in the movie.

1. Seen in Peter’s physics class to establish – hey, she’s in Peter’s science class.
2. Saved from a horrible death by falling at a modeling gig by Spider-Man, used only to establish that her jerk boyfriend Eddie is more interesting in snapping pictures than her safety and to set up…
3. She Introduces Spider-Man at the big awards ceremony and is encouraged to give him a big kiss, thus fueling Mary Jane’s worries about Peter moving away from her.
4. Shows up unexpectedly at the same restaurant where Peter is trying to propose to Mary Jane, sparking a huge fight as MJ is quizzing him about kissing “that girl” in public.
5. Gets taken out on a date by Peter to MJ’s workplace, purely for the purpose of making MJ jealous.

Then again, it’s not like Gwen Stacy ever had much more of a personality than “helpless maiden” in the original Stan Lee stories. And Howard gives the material a lot better performance than it deserves. Which, it turns out, is a good choice as the little touches in Howard’s performance make the character interesting in what brief moments she has. I particularly like the fact that she goes to Mary Jane and apologizes after it becomes clear that Peter is less interested in her and more interested in showing off to Mary Jane. 7 out of 10 for effort.

And The Rest - Rosemary Harris is still a delight as Aunt May. Bruce Campbell turns in his best cameo yet as a snooty head waiter. James Cromwell does a nice, brief turn as Captain Stacy -Gwen’s dad AND the cop who gives Peter the bad news about his Uncle Ben’s killer. And J.K. Simmons steals the show as “Jolly” J. Jonah Jameson.

Give it a 7 for 10 overall. There’s some lackluster performances, but nothing bad enough to sink the whole film.




ARTFULNESS: Sadly, this is where the movie falls apart. Sam Raimi is a great director of characters and spectacles but cinematography has never really been a strong point in his films. Indeed, some scenes (the bit with two policemen investigating a dump truck full of sand while hunting Flint Marko comes to mind) appear to have been filmed with a hand-held “steady-cam” that is anything but steady. It’s not quite “Blair Witch”, but it is distracting enough compared to the smoothness of other scenes to be a distraction. The editing also seems to have been rushed, with some cuts coming far too quickly for the audience to perceive what is going on. Still, most of the movie does look gorgeous though I have to ask how many shots of Spider-Man standing before an American Flag we really need to get “Okay, he’s the good guy!” 6 out of 10.


FX: The FX are most effective when things are slowed down enough for us to marvel at the sights, such as the scene where Peter works his way through a pile of falling debris to save Gwen Stacy.. Most of the movie is nice to look at and the effects are amazing. Still, some sequences (such as Peter’s first fight with Harry) move far too quickly to be appreciated. 8 out of 10 overall, though.




COMIC BOOK GUY QUOTIENT: I’ve already covered most of this with my character notes about Venom not being a big hulking mass of muscle, Gwen not being an innocent virgin and Sandman having a daughter. The characters are there, really – the details are just different. Quite honestly, the purists will have little to complaint about unless they are die-hard Venom fan-boys. Still, 7 out of 10 for the changes they did make.


OVERALL: A solid 8 and highly recommended. It’s not as good as Spider-Man 2 was, but ain’t that always the way with trilogies?

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Fast Thoughts - The Week of 5/02/07

Expect a Spider-Man 3 review before weekend's end.

Oh, and in totally irrelevant to the comics industry news, I'm finally working full-time in my Secret Identity as mild-mannered librarian Matt Morrison.



52 WEEK #52 - Here it is. The moment we've all been waiting for.

Is this a perfect story? No. Did all the questions we need answered get answered? No.

Do I care in a story where we find out that old Captain Marvel villain Mr. Mind is a baby Cthulhu capable of devouring all of space and time? HELL NO!

So... yeah. The DC Multiverse is back, 52 Worlds strong. Which 52? Well, I'm sure this will get mapped out eventually but here's the ones we know about for sure.

Earth 1 - New Earth (i.e. where most of the DC Comics take place)
Earth 2 - The JSA Earth, where Huntress is Batman's daughter.
Earth 3 - The Evil Earth Prime. Home of Crime Syndicate of America.
Earth 4 - Charlton Comics
Earth 5 - Old School Captain Marvel
Earth 10 - Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters
Earth 17 - Unknown, save the Knights are riding weird white monster mounts through the rubble of another civilization.
Earth 22 - Kingdom Come
Earth 50 - Wildstorm Comics (Gen-13, WILDCATS, Authority)

One more thing: I want more adventures of Ralph Dibny: Ghost Detective!



ASTONISHING X-MEN #21 - The one X-Men book I'll read, and not just because it seems to annoy the piss out of the people who read all the other X-Men books. Like Grant Morrison before him, Joss Whedon is dragging the X-Men concept into new territories. About the only thing you can guarantee with each new issue is that there will be something to make you go into squeeing fanboy excitement at the sure coolness or appropriateness of the moment.



GIANT SIZE RED SONJA #1 - A value for the price, though I would have favored more of the new material and less of the remastered and recolored reprints of classic Roy Thomas tales. Not that I hold anything against Roy Thomas - far from it - but I had read some of these tales before and apart from one story I believe was originally told in the old Savage Sword of Conan magazine, none are particularly hard to find. Still, it's worth getting just for the one new story... a continuation of the story from the Red Sonja #0 issue, with the barmaid who aided Sonja's enemies in an ambush against her setting upon her own path of revenge.



GREEN LANTERN #19 - You know, I should be worried that they are taking the Emotional Color Wheel concept that begat Parallax and are running with it. I mean, it's a silly, old-fashioned concept... unworthy of the great concept of a man with a ring that let him do anything... except affect things that are yellow.

Nah, unlike many of my brethren I actually LIKE the concept of an emotional spectrum with Yellow as Fear and Green as Willpower. It's completely and totally unsound scientifically but... it's comic book physics.

So in this issue, we find out that long-time Hal Jordan villain Star Sapphire is also connected to this color spectrum. Billions of years ago when the alien Guardians who created the Green Lantern Corps, a number of females (dubbed The Zamarons) from their species struck out on their own. The exact reasons for this have never been fully explained... until now.

Basically, they were concerned about the Guardians taking a Jedi Order approach to their plans to police the universe (no fear, but no love either) and they set out to create their own guardians using the Violet light manifested by the Power of Love and (Cue the Huey Lewis music) and the

But the power proved all-consuming to any connected to the crystals, so the Zamarons relied upon deceit to control the women the crystal possessed, making them think they were to be Queen of their homeworld. They also gave the crystals only to the girlfriends and wives of male Green Lanterns in the hopes that The Guardians would see their good works and realize their folly.

Problem is, apart from the connection to all-consuming love tends to make most women crazed dominatrixes (I've had that happen a few times) that the means by which a world gets "saved" by a Star Sapphire involves everyone being frozen in amethyst.

So it all gets explained. Why The Star Sapphire only possessed two (now three) of Hal Jordan's girlfriends out of all the women on Earth... why their powers seemed so similar to those of the Green Lanterns and... oh yes... why the Zamorans are now gathering up an army of women to bond to their Sapphires.

I trust in Geoff Johns to pull this off. I just fully expect a revamped Rainbow Raider once this is all said and done.



TEEN TITANS #46 Duela Dent isn't dead. Much happiness.

And yeah... while this doesn't even begin to fix all the damage that has been done to Slade's character in the last year, it's a good first step.

Can we believe that Slade Wilson would honestly set up an evil Titans team and lead a fight against the latest incarnation of the group, purely so that his own children would fight against him, remove any doubt of where their loyalties stand and give them the family he couldn't provide?

The Slade of five years ago, sure. But not the Slade of today. Too much twisted evil has been done in the name of a character who was a killer and a mercenary, but one who still had something of a code of honor.



XENA, WARRIOR PRINCESS - DARK XENA #1 -The Cthulhu tributes continue this week, with this "What If?" (I think) story about Gabrielle meeting one of the Old Ones and bargaining to bring Xena back to life and put things back "as they were before". The catch being, of course, that Xena comes back as the ruthless, amoral warlord she was before she met Gabrielle and... well, hilarity occurs.

I saw the twist coming a mile away (the story title is Dark Xena, for crying out loud!) but the story is an ammusing tale regardless. I'll definitely be picking up Issue 2.