Hullo. I am Ralof - proud warrior of the Nords, asking you why not try a holiday in Skyrim this year?
See the lovely lakes.
And many interesting furry animals.
Including the majestic moose.
A moose once bit my sister... 
No really! She was carving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an toothbrush given to her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - a Whiterun barber...
WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE FAULT IN THE ADVERTISEMENT.
THOSE RESPONSIBLE HAVE BEEN SACKED.
WE APOLOGIZE AGAIN FOR THE FAULT IN THE ADVERTISEMENT.
THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR SACKING THE PEOPLE WHO
HAVE JUST BEEN SACKED HAVE BEEN SACKED.
No really! She was carving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an toothbrush given to her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - a Whiterun barber...
WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE FAULT IN THE ADVERTISEMENT.
THOSE RESPONSIBLE HAVE BEEN SACKED.
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...WE APOLOGIZE AGAIN FOR THE FAULT IN THE ADVERTISEMENT.
THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR SACKING THE PEOPLE WHO
HAVE JUST BEEN SACKED HAVE BEEN SACKED.
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