Sensei Starman Plays The Bard's Tale (Snarky Path) - Part 12

In which we continue through the Trow and their wee cabers (and not so wee cabers) before an appointment with the Princess and a hero's welcome in the next village. (For hero's welcome, read violent lynch mob with flaming arrows.)

Sensei Starman Plays The Bard's Tale (Snarky Path) - Part 11

In which the Princess tells us of the great quest for which we've been chosen and we start fighting Trow in Highland Park (not THAT one, Dallasites) to retrieve a magical instrument. This requires us to join forces with a cowardly masochist, as we dodge the wee cabers the Trow toss at us.

Sensei Starman Plays The Bard's Tale (Snarky Path) - Part 10

In which we go off in search of a magic bell so that we can talk to the Princess we've been chosen to rescue. This leads to our dealing with a surly farmer named Finn and trying to find a way to ditch our unwanted fiancée.

Trigger Warning: Contains gratuitous violence against a horse. But he's just as violent to the Bard, so it's okay!

Sensei Starman Plays The Bard's Tale (Snarky Path) - Part 9

In which we follow a trail of Bobds in search of a new song and explore the scenic (?) village of Kirkwall.

Sensei Starman Plays The Bard's Tale (Snarky Path) - Part 8

In which we try to get out of the forest alive with Kettle in tow. Unfortunately, we wind up paying the consequences (and the toll) for our rude behavior last time. But at least we're allowed back into Houton.