Monday, September 8, 2003

Looking To The Stars: The Global Picture Book

First of all, I am very disappointed that not one of you even bothered to submit a joke, tear-filled e-mail begging me please not to destroy your eyes and mind with naked pictures of Bea Arthur. I can only assume one of three things; nobody is reading my column, nobody cares enough to write me or all of you are some sort of perverts with a Golden Girls fetish that you were hoping I’d satisfy.

Fine. NOBODY gets the naked pictures of Bea Arthur!

Now, last time before we were so rudely interrupted by the empty, lame ass gimmick that is our second season-

EDITOR’S NOTE: STARMAN IS JOKING. SEASON TWO IS NOT AN EMPTY LAME ASS GIMMICK. THIS IS SATIRE.

Now, last time before we were so rudely interrupted by the empty, lame ass gimmick that is our second season, I was going to talk a little bit about the subject of comics and editorial commentary on current political situations being placed in them.

This all spun out of a conversation with 411 writer (and now assistant editor of the Reviews Section) John Babos regarding JLA #83, and its’ creation of a situation not unlike the current situation with the USA and Iraq. While we disagreed upon the appropriateness of the message, we both agreed that the discussion of such issues is important and should not be stopped.

Still, I feel it worth mentioning that Joe Kelly is not the first one to take pot shots at the current US administration in his work. Rising Stars, for example, had a remarkably George W. Bush-like figure addressing the public as President while lying about a covert program to kill off Earth’s superhumans being arranged as a preemptive strike against people who were moments away from killing normal Americans. This as the unspoiled hero Matthew Bright enters carrying a dying Patriot and screams "This man is a liar, and I can prove it!"

Bush hasn’t fared too well in the Marvel Universe, either. After being humiliated in the pages of Ultimate X-Men, forced to kneel naked before Magneto on the White House lawn, he and his staff were portrayed as wanting mutant-kind taken care of a similar fashion as to how the Nazis took care of the Jews. He was also portrayed as a dim-witted coward in Marvel Universe: The End when all the world leaders are kidnapped.

Still, this begs the question of appropriateness and one wonders if this kind of portrayal has always been commonplace in comics or if the current man in the White House is receiving some unusually harsh treatment. Of course, the comic has always been used as a political tool. Turn to the editorial section of today’s paper and you’re bound to see a few political comics.

Political cartoons were also used throughout Western history, from the invention of the printing press onward. Martin Luther, in an effort to communicate to the great masses that had not yet learned how to read, created political cartoons showing Jesus chastising the money-lenders in the temple and showing the Pope of the time as one of the money-lenders. Crude, but effective, it is speculated that Luther’s use of comics may have been of invaluable help in his Protestant Reformation.

America also has a long tradition of making political statements through comics. Ben Franklin’s newspaper started the tradition with a now infamous cartoon of a multi-part snake, each part baring the initials of a colony, which read "Join or Die". The snake became a symbol in of itself, inspiring the "Don’t Tread On Me" rebellion flag and represents one of the earliest examples of American political comics. Political cartoons mocking King George were also displayed and the hanging of such cartoons in a public place was specifically named as a treasonous act.

100 years later, the battle between artist and target would become personal; indeed the stuff of legends. Tom Nast, an artist famed and beloved for his work during the Civil War, turned his pencil and pad towards mocking William “Boss" Tweed ; the infamous head of the Tammany Hall Machine, which rigged elections throughout New York through the later half of the 19th century and into the early 20th century.

This tradition continued from the newspaper pages and into the comic books. The early Siegel and Shuster Superman stories often dealt with social issues like the workers’ right to form unions to wife beating. While we take such issues for granted today, this was very weighty stuff for the time- particularly for a kiddie book.

Things mellowed and yet became more extreme during WWII. Social issues were ignored, the closest thing being stories involving costumed heroes stopping robberies of scrap metal and other supplies needed for the war effort. Politicizing became all too commonplace, with caricatures of Hitler, Mussolini and stereotypical German, Italian and Japanese soldiers being mowed down by the thousands in war comics or beaten into submission by the newest Patriotic heroes. Perhaps the most infamous of these instances is a Captain America comic in which the man with the shield is seen pushing Nazis into an oven! A far cry from the peaceful patriot of later years.

There was little political commentary in the comics in the immediate post-war era. A lack of scandals and a general sense of prosperity left very little audience for satirical jibes at the way things were. This wasn’t helped by the now infamous efforts of Dr. Fredric Wertham to clean up the comic book industry; an effort which, like the McCarthy Hearings at about the same time, put thousands out of work. With the reputation of comics being dragged through the mud, it would be quite some time before anyone would dare risk doing anything that might tarnish what little image comics might have as a wholesome, All-American item.

That time came in the late 60′s and early 70′s. Along with the Sexual Revolution and British invasion, comic books underwent a revolution of their own as serious, topical discussion of current events and politicians came back into comics. Perhaps the most famous example of this is Denny O’Neil’s run on Green Lantern/Green Arrow.

The first issue, #76, opened with a bang. Green Lantern stumbled upon a man in a suit surrounded by a group of younger men, threatening violence. GL stepped in, sent the fighters flying and then informed the crowd of on-lookers that there was no need to thank him. They don’t. In fact, they start throwing garbage at a stunned GL. Luckily, Green Arrow shows up to explain that the young men were angry because the man in the suit is a slum lord and he just elected to sell all the people in the neighborhood out of their homes with no notice or warning. And then an elderly black man walks up to Green Lantern and says some of the most famous words ever printed in a comic book...

"I’ve been reading about you. How you work for the blue skins, and how on a planet somewhere you helped out the orange skins. And you done considerable for the purple skins! Only there’s some skins you never bothered with- the black skins!"

Combating the orders of the "blue-skin" Guardians of the Universe, which are more concerned with the letter of the law than the spirit of goodness, GL would travel across the country with GA- the two heroes dealing with big problems on a small scale. Think globally act locally. Almost any story from this run can be taken before a social studies class to make a point. Pollution, overpopulation and even the plight of the Indian in modern society were addressed in these stories. But the most infamous of these stories, well-recounted elsewhere, involved Green Arrow’s discovery that his own sidekick had become a heroine addict. More, that he had turned to drugs because of Green Arrow’s only negligence as a father!

This was a stunning development and helped to balance the character of Green Arrow after some of the more one-sided stories where the worldly and wiser Green Arrow wound up explaining away the "error of your ways" to the honest but naive Green Lantern. This story showed that the hero could screw up in unimaginable ways and things could be forever changed for it.

While not as often praised as Denny O’Neil, Stan Lee would tackle the same issues in his work on The Amazing Spider-Man but with not nearly as much depth. Whereas O’Neil went into detail describing the street culture of dealers and users and used specific drug examples, Stan limited his anti-drug commentary to stories where Peter Parker had to save a stoned Harry Osborne from jumping off a building after taking some unnamed pills and thinking about how very stupid and uncool he was for taking drugs. Stan also started working more minority characters and issues into his writings, revealing that #2 man at The Daily Bugle was black. He also discussed minority unrest, with Gwen Stacy urging Peter to attend an Equal Rights march with her and Spider-Man having to step in and save the day when trouble broke out between a racist cop and a protestor.

Of course specific political commentary was limited to certain characters. Green Arrow, for example, was the only person who could get away with referring to Nixon-style dirty tricks or calling uptight officials Nazis. It would be some years before Superman would be voicing his opinions against capital punishment or Batman would be fighting landmines. But the works of Lee and O’Neil undoubtedly set comics upon the path to where they stand today. Where Joe Kelly’s JLA can not-so subtly slam the bloody and pointless war in Iraq as Chuck Dixon’s Birds of Prey can not-so-subtly slam Bill Clinton for being a weak-willed fool who has to call Hillary to get advice on how to deal with a crisis.

Bottom line? Everyone has the freedom to write what they want. We also have the freedom to not read what they write. However, I hope that all of you out there will not exercise that freedom in the future in so far as it regards to my column.

Tune in next week. Same Matt Time. Same Matt Website.

Please?

Sunday, September 7, 2003

Shades Of Blue #3 - A Review

Written by: James S. Harris
Penciled by: Cal Slayton
Inked by: Cal Slayton
Colored by: N/A
Lettered by: Ed Dukeshire
Editor: Ed Dukeshire
Publisher: Digital Webbing

The subject of how to get more young women interested in comics seems to be a common point of discussion among those in the business of late. Some have noted the popularity of manga comics among young women and have started trying to play off of that. Some publishers began employing manga-styled artists to pull the artistic chores on their books while some comic shops began stocking more and more Japanese manga and anime.

Others, more canny than this first group, realized that the attraction lay not with the artwork but with the stories and characters that were more relatable to a teenage girl than, say… the latest exploits of Elektra or Wonder Woman. Not that they are unsuitable role models for the independently minded woman of today but supermodel ninjas and Amazon princesses are not relatable figures to the average teenager.

This is odd when you think about it. How many recent comic book figures have found success because of the fact that young men could relate to them? Static comes to mind. So does that kid from Invincible. And then there’s the mother-loving wall-crawling menace known as Peter Parker; the patron saint of all nice geeky guys who can’t get a break. Why does nobody do a nice, simple comic about a girl getting super-powers she doesn’t really want but tries to use them responsibly in the face of a hostile world while still trying to live a normal life?

That book exists, dear reader. And it is called “Shades of Blue.”

The book centers around Heidi Paige. Heidi is a typical teenage girl who got electrical powers and permanently blue hair after being mysteriously attacked at the mall. She is trying to unravel how she got these powers and why, with the help of her new friend K.T., her next-door neighbor
Marcus (who has a very obvious crush on Heidi) and Jack, a jock named Jack who just as mysteriously developed the power to change his body into diamond.

These four kids, along with the other regulars and the story thus far, are detailed in an extensive, picture-filled gallery on the title page of the book that does a better job of catching up introducing new readers to the title than the majority of mainstream titles. And unlike some other books allegedly written for young women (Marvel’s Emma Frost, with its Greg Horn covers comes to mind), the artwork by has neither gratuitous cleavage nor provocative cheesecake shots. Indeed, Slayton draws the most realistic teenage girls I have ever seen in a comic.

In a week that witnessed the release of the latest issues of many of my favorites; this is the book that held my attention the longest. But worry not, readers. Though it is an independent title, it is far from inaccessible to you, though your comic shop may be small and its clerks unable to order small titles. The entire run of the series so far, the original series (in single issues AND trade paperback form) as well as a spattering of t-shirts and other merchandise can be found at http://www.ampcomics.com .

Crimson Dynamo #1 - A Review

Written by: John Jackson Miller
Penciled by: Steve Ellis
Inked by: Steve Ellis
Colored by: Thomas Mason and Mental Studios
Lettered by: Thom Zahler
Editor: Stephanie Moore
Publisher: Marvel Comics

Back in the day, all the patriotic heroes had an opposite number; a villain representing the interests of whatever countries America was fighting in the real world at that time. Captain American had The Red Skull and Baron Zemo; super-patriots of their respective countries. Iron Man, a symbol of American ingenuity and upright businessman behavior, also had a number of opposing villains. The most famous was The Mandarin; a symbol of old China and magic. The imperialist to Iron Man’s capitalist. Less famous, but no less important, was the Russian Iron Man; The Crimson Dynamo.

Of course in the dozen or so years since the end of The Cold War, the communist hero/villain has fallen into disuse. As far as I know, nobody has discussed what has happened to all of these characters in detail. For example, what happened to the Rocket Red program in the DCU when the Soviet Union collapsed? What did Omega Red do in the wake of the system he was created to protect collapsing? And what ever DID happen to the Crimson Dynamo?

Sadly, all those waiting for such an in-depth study of how the fall of Communism affected the Marvel Universe will have to wait a while longer. Aside from a few attempts at humor, you won’t find any such understanding or investigation here. What you will get, however, is a lot of stock characters, bad dialogue and not much else.

The story centers around Gennady Gavrilov (aka Ferris Bullier-ski); a smart, but unfocused young man with a habit of taking everything that isn’t nailed down, finding a hammer, and then taking everything that IS nailed down from his school. An aspiring technician, his life is an unending Hell thanks to a principal who is out to have him expelled, a perpetually absent mother and a step-dad who is perpetually glued to the television, complaining about how the Americans have 250 channels and swearing at the commercials trying to sell him products he doesn’t want.

This all changes (well, not really) when said principal assigns Gennaday to a job with the government, gofering packages between a computer scanning station and a series of warehouses. It is a lousy job, even though it does give him access to a computer and the ability to instant message hottie American girls. That and a package containing a strange helmet that offers him maps, access to many television channels and eventually “video games”. In this case, the video games are control of an armored body suit which was woken up and is currently engaged in a battle with a small group of Russian soldiers.

There are several problems with the story. First, none of the portrayals of post-Cold War Russia ring true and it seems as if writer John Jackson Miller’s Russia is based on a series of Yakov Smirnoff jokes, with computers and robots added in to make it modern. I find it hard to believe, for example, that the Russian government is just NOW giving an office in charge of converting files from paper to digital media a CD burner.

I also find it hard to believe that Gennaday, bright as we are lead to believe he is at the start, is unable to figure out that what he has is not “a home entertainment system” and as amusing as it is to think of him cheering Ozzy Osborne in his bedroom, the attempt at humor falls flat.

And while we’re on the subject of flat, let’s talk about the dialogue. It isn’t constant, but often times some of the characters will slip into the stereotypical “Boris and Natasha” way of Speaking English. To quote stepfather dearest…

“Dancing chocolates now! They must think me a fool!”

Only because we are waiting for you to say that it is time to “keel Moose and Squirrel!”

This is a shame, because the art is much better than that the writing deserves. All the characters have an easily-identified individual look, and Ellis has an amazing grasp on expression and action, easily conveying Gennaday’s panic as he finds himself unable to see as he drives while wearing his new helmet as well as the velocity and path he moves along.

All in all, I don’t think I’ll be coming back for issue two. I’m not quite seeing red over having spent $2.50 on this book, but I don’t think its worth its weight in rubles either

Monday, September 1, 2003

Fantastic Four #503 - A Review

Written by: Mark Waid
Penciled by: Howard Porter
Inked by: Norm Rapmund
Colored by: Matt Milla
Lettered by: Russ Wooton
Editor: Tom Brevoort
Publisher: Marvel Comics

The first time I encountered both Mark Waid and Howard Porter was a few years ago when I picked up the TP collection of “Underworld Unleashed”. Considered by many to be one of the few DC summer crossovers to live up to the reputation of the summer blockbusters, the book was an instant classic thanks to Waid’s original plotting and dialogue and Porter’s disjointed, but gorgeous, style of artwork. The two have reunited in this, the first issue of a new storyline in Fantastic Four and the two masters have never looked better.

Waid treats us to his typical blend humor and action that makes all things (for lack of better word) fantastic seem commonplace and the commonplace fantastic. The opening pages, for example, detail a common New York City sight; the theme store. The twist here is that this is a theme-store for a superhero group and that it is in the bottom floor of their base. Likewise, the main plot of the book details the Fantasic Four’s efforts to protect the country of Latveria from invaders in the absence of Doctor Doom and destroy Dr. Doom’s more dangerous technologies before anyone else gets a chance to use them. This leads towards Reed having to make an important decision which will have dire consequences for the team…

Well, I hope it will, anyway. Be a pretty dull six-issue series if it doesn’t!

Porter’s illustrations seem much less stretched out and wild than usual. Indeed, it looks as if he is trying to mimic the style of former artist Mike Wieringo at times, with characters being more rounded than angular. Still, the style is undeniably Porter’s, with an emphasis on deep shadows and sharp lines. I only have two quibbles; at times, the shape of Ben Grimm’s head keeps changing from round to square-shaped and the artwork is very “posed” at times. Consider Reed’s sudden shift into the standard Superman pose in page 18. Still, Porter’s darker style does seem to suit the tone Waid’s writing has taken the book during the course of his run and the two complement each other quite well.

Looking To The Stars - Version 2.0

*fade in upon Sir Matthius Mauriceson sitting in a leather chair by a fireplace in a library, holding a brandy glass*

Sir Matt: Good morning. Or evening. Or afternoon as the case may be as you read this. Welcome to Looking To The Stars; a sophisticated journal dedicated to serious discussion of the whole of comicdom, current events and the synchronic harmonies between the two. Last week, we discussed the political ramifications of JLA #83. Of course the issue of political commentary and its’ place within the comic book is a wide and far-reaching subject with a long history; a history that must be examined in great detail in order to consider the context of a single book. That is why this week, on Looking To The Stars, I think it only fitting that we examine this history of the comic book as a political tool in the history of Western Civilization. It began in the days of the Protestant Reformation where Martin Luther used comic books to mock the corrupt officials of the Catholic Church. Consider his classic text, Der Gruin Kase-

*Suddenly, the wall behind Sir Matt collapses as a small bulldozer starts to plow away the small, dignified set. Behind it, comes Daron the Dark Overlord in black overalls*

Sir Matt: What is the meaning of this?!?!

Daron, The Dark Over Lord: *looking up from blueprints* Oh, hey Matt!

Sir Matt: Yes- Mr. Editor. What can I do for you?

Daron: Didn’t you get the memo? Today is the first day of The New Season!

Sir Matt: Yes. Well, I was told that wouldn’t pertain to me. I mean, I’m still coming on the same day…

Daron: Oh, you’re still in the same place on the schedule, sweetie baby! We wouldn’t dream of changing that. Why over 63% of our key demographics say that you lighten up their Monday mornings!

Sir Matt: What?! Really?

Daron: Yeah… but we’re going to still have to make a few changes to justify calling this a new season if we’re going to keep you around.

Sir Matt: What? But you just said I was popular!

Daron: Yes, but you’re not quite popular enough. And we need you to take a pay cut.

Sir Matt: But I’m not paid now!

Daron: Ah. Well, they you’ll have to start paying to write for us.

Sir Matt: What?!

Daron: Yes. Some of the other writers, who don’t have as big an audience as you do, are threatening to leave unless we start paying all of them more per week. Pulling the same act as that guy on “Everybody Loves Raymond”… why I let them have TV Guide in the writers lounge, I’ll never-

Sir Matt: But what about my set?!

Daron: *looks behind him* Oh! We’re destroying it.

Sir Matt: Why?

Daron: Look, I’d love to tell you but I’ve got a million things to do. Got to have the new hot tub installed in the editor’s lounge before noon. So I’ll leave it to Jodi in marketing to explain all the changes.

Sir Matt: Jodi…

*in bounces perky woman in a business suit. She looks not unlike Reese Witherspoon*

Jodi: You called?

Sir Matt: Uh-not really..

Jodi: Sir Matt…Starman… Stars, if I may? The reason we’re demolishing your library set is because we’re… concerned about the intellectual content of your writing.

Sir Matt: Indeed?

Jodi: Riiiiiiight. See, our research shows that while most of our audience likes it when you do crazy ramblings and satire, many of them are… let me read a few lines here… “confused and frightened”, “feel stupid” or “bored” when you write about comic book history.

Sir Matt: But I provide a vital service to the community! I inform people about stories they might have missed out on! Why, the Typhoid Mary article alone garnered responses from many people who had never HEARD of-

Jodi: Yes, and I applaud you for that. But it just doesn’t read well. So we’re just going to make a few changes. The set for example. When you talk comic history, this is how you picture yourself. Suave, David-Nivenish and sitting in some kind of study like you’re hosting Masterpiece Theater.

Sir Matt: Well… yes?

Jodi: We’ve got something new in mind. With a new wardrobe…

*Through the magic of editing, we are suddenly standing on the deck of a beach house. Sir Matt is now wearing khaki shorts and a loud Hawaiian shirt*

Sir Matt: Good lord!

Jodi: Welcome to the 411 Comics Beachhouse! Here, you can cut loose and chill and party while at the same time telling our key demographic about the way kewl comics that are coming out, as they watch all the hot studs and honeys shake their bodies to the hottest new industrial music. How does that sound?

Sir Matt: I feel like Peter Parker in Peter Parker: Spider-Man #42.

Jodi: Which brings up our next point. Issue quoting. Stop it.

Sir Matt: Stop quoting issues?

Jodi: Right. It makes people uncomfortable to hear references to things they don’t understand.

Sir Matt: But Jodi… I was hired for this magazine to share my vast knowledge of comic history and the thematic and dramatic elements of it-

Jodi: And you still can! Just tell them things they already know, but make it sound like they don’t know it!

Sir Matt: (confused) But if they don’t like to feel like they don’t-

Jodi: Skip it. Now we need you to read this. *hands him a sheet*

Sir Matt: “Next Up on 411: Daredevil- Briefs or Boxers?” And what’s this before that about a Mrs. Edna Fogerty celebrating her 100th birthday by bungee jumping?

Jodi: Oh! Our latest study shows that people like to read about local events.

Sir Matt: But we are a world-wide publication!

Jodi: So? There’s bound to be a few old women named Edna Fogerty turning 100 today? Statistics show that.

Sir Matt: *long pause* You’re insane, aren’t you?

Jodi: Not according to the latest studies. Now be quite- we have to show the trailer!

Sir Matt: Trailer? What trai-

"Every generation has a legend."

"Every journey has a first step."

"Every magazine has a smart ass writer.”


Narrator: In the year 2003, producer/director Ben Morse created 411 Comics

and changed the way we looked at hastily-assembled Internet fanzines.

Now, eight months later, using new spellchecking technology, Morse and his

creative teams at Morsefilms, DHX, Streetwalker Sound and Agricultural

Might and Logic have complete restored, enhanced and added onto this classic

Website to bring you 411 Comics: Version 2.0".

For the first series, Morse redid his classic column, Sir Matthius Mauriceson’s “Looking To The Stars” with new computer graphics and new scenes cut from the original release. Action-packed scenes like this…

*Daron the Dark Overlord, in his classic black armor appears, moving in on a wounded Sir Matt*

Daron: Old Ben Morse never told you the truth about your editor…

Sir Matt: He told me enough! He told me that you killed him!

Daron: No… I AM your editor!

Sir Matt: No! No, that’s not true! That’s impossible!

Daron: Search your e-mail! You know it to be true!

Sir Matt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jodi: So what do you think?

Sir Matt: Was that Ben Stiller playing me?

Jodi: Is that a problem?

Sir Matt: I always thought I was more of a Jason Lee role.

Jodi: Well, Stiller was cheaper. Oh and one more change… the “whiny loser like you” thing wins over the comic readers, but it’s a turn off to the teenage girl market we’re trying to attract.

Sir Matt: I am NOT whiny. And I must protest-

Jodi: Anyway, in order to improve your image, you and Jessica Simpson are going to start dating.

Sir Matt: Absolutely no- Jessica Simpson? Not Lisa or Marge?

Jodi: No. The singer. Not a cartoon.

Sir Matt: On the other hand, perhaps we can give this a shot…

Jodi: Super! Now all we need is to announce the contest.

Sir Matt: Contest?

That’s right kids! Want to win a really keen prize? Well, we don’t have one. But we can help you escape from a gruesome punishment! Yes, that’s right it’s the “Name That Obscure Reference” Contest. To win, e-mail Sir Matt with the meaning of the reference in this week’s Teaser Title. The first lucky winner will be the only person on Earth NOT to receive the dreaded nude pictures of Bea Arthur that are part of the computer virus that Daron The Dark Overlord will be releasing on Sunday, September 7th as part of the closing festivities of the first week of 411 Comics 2nd Season!

Tune in next week. Same Matt Time. Same Matt Website.

With a real column next time! Promise!