Starman Plays Fallout - Part 12

In which we do our first mercenary gig for Crimson Caravan, get paid for sex with drugs (apparently) and eventually return home to our Vault to be given yet another quest to deal with an entirely different threat to our home. We then make our way to the base of the Brotherhood of Steel and take up a quest to join their ranks by doing something only slightly less nonsensical than cutting down a tree with a herring.