Due to delays in my getting out of work, this commentary wasn't quite "live". Thank Ganesha for DVR though, eh? So here's the archive of all the sarcasm and commentary I made on Twitter as the show played... almost live.
0:01: Woman flirting with a street magician. That should be setting all his alarms off.
0:02: Oh, for Doctor Strange to show up right now...
0:03: Mutant, cosmic rays or magician? Taking all bets!
0:04: Those can't be SHIELD agents. No logos on their suits.
0:06: "Go a few rounds..." Hey, they stole that from a JLU episode!
0:14: Give this guy credit for being smart enough to realize nobody kidnaps you for a GOOD reason.
0:15: Scorch? Seriously? Whoever is writing this has a mad-on for old New Warriors comics..
0:19: And... confirmation that Skye is playing both sides against the middle, at least. Mayhe. Probably.
0:24: Amd... yeah. Busted!
0:29: And... just like that he's swayed into using his powers for eeeeeeeeevil.
0:30: He's a Minecraft player! Evil Bastard!
0:33: More Extremis. Geez, couldn't it be something else, for once?
0:38: Oh man - this is SO not what I had in mind when I asked to be strapped down with two women..
0:39: Trying to avoid the word "mutant" like crazy, aren't they?
0:42: I cast Burning Hands!
0:48: Oh, Scorch. NEVER say "Nothing Can Stop Me!" That's a sure death sentence.
0:51: Oh! They're talking about Skye! THAT was subtle.
0:53: Hey! Nick Fiury's bar is back!
0:55: I'm going to call it now - Skye is Peter Parker's long lost sister.