As I've noted before, our President is a comic fan. And he is particularly fond of Conan The Barbarian. So it is no small wonder that someone has elected to do this; a satire depicting Obama as a warrior who would be king by his own hands, as he faces many enemies such as a wolf-skin clad amazon from the northlands and the treacherous warlord Chainknee.
I'll spare you the alternate covers depicting Sarah Palin in a fur bikini and Obama going into battle against a Valkyrie-cup clad Ann Coulter and give you this one.
You can keep your cheesecake of shrill, annoying Republican wenches. I shall have the cover depicting Dick Cheney in James Earl Jones' Thulsa Doom headdress!