Here's the archive of all the sarcasm and commentary I made on Twitter as the show played.
0:04: Nice music. This would be really tense if I had any idea what was going on.
0:05: So… origin of Valkyrie?
0:13: Yay Internet, she said sarcastically.
0:15: Hey! It's that guy from Ghostbusters 2!
0:20: So... the sum total of this being tied in to
0:36: I just love how gleefully and obliviously Simmons talks about dissecting a living sentient being.
0:43: You can tell how engrossed I am by the fact that I'm checking my feed and RTing things while I watch this.
0:49: And… there’s Ward’s secret. I guess.
0:53: Cross behind Coulson as he talks about dying and coming back. That's REAL subtle.
0:56:Oh... hell. Did they just....? Ok. That was actually unexpected.
0:59: And yeah... something ain't right with Coulson's mind.