BEHOLD THE SHINY ASS OF ANTIOCH!
1. And so it was written in the book of Thornes, yay there shall come a time when all is dark and you are filled with woe.
2. But yay there shall come a sign in the form of an ass. An ass so perfect that the light of heaven shall shine forth from it.
3. And the ass shall be a beacon to you in the dark places. And the ass shall be a comfort to you.
4. And the prophet did smile and stroke his beard. And there was much rejoicing. Amen.
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