Containing a brief rant about Barry Allen, his return, the DC Comics timeline and - oh yes - a review of Green Lantern #44
Barry Allen just bugs me. On a lot of levels.
Understand that I'm not dead-set against the idea of bringing Barry Allen back from the dead. Hell, I'm probably one of the few who liked the conceit in Final Crisis that Barry Allen was literally out-running Death for the better part of a decade. I think, properly done, the return of Barry Allen could have been a good story.
The problem is that we're still in the middle of telling that story (in the creatively titled Flash: Rebirth) and yet Barry is making an appearance in this book - heck, this whole mini-series. This kinda kills the dramatic tension in Flash:Rebirth, since we know that Barry is going to make it through unscathed.
The bigger problem is that Barry's presence - and the way Geoff Johns writes him in particular - is making a shambles of DC Comics timeline... just a few years into the latest historical reboot.
While I admit that the idea of Barry Allen making jokes about finding the Internet and thinking it's too slow is KINDA cute on paper, it doesn't really work unless you believe Barry "died" sometime over ten years ago before the Internet became commonplace. And granting that the DCU Timeline gets fudged a bit here and there and it's rare to see exact calendar dates, it still doesn't make much sense when the best timeline on the Internet says Barry died seven years ago. Heck, even back in the early 90s, AOL, Prodigy and other on-line services were hitting the suburbs, so you'd expect a scientist like Barry Allen to be at least broadly familiar with electronic databases. And that's ignoring the relatively greater technological complexity of the DCU compared to the real world...
But I digress. Despite being a major character in this story, Barry Allen is not the focus of it. And my own issues with the character, what they are doing with him, the corny jokes relating to him and the whole can of worms opened up by his presence... this is not the issue.
The issue is Green Lantern #44 and this is probably the best story we've seen with the Martian Manhunter in years. You know what they say about old heroes; they don't die - they become undead minions of an unseen master, with bad attitudes and a seemingly greater command of their original powers. :)
Basically, that's what most of this issue is - a zombie J'onn totally owning Hal Jordan and Barry Allen. And only by using his own original powers, completely ignoring whatever powers the Black Ring gives him. He wonders out loud at one point, "I'm as powerful as Superman. Why does everyone forget that?" Well, J'onn - probably because nobody ever writes stories where you are allowed to be this awesome, using your telepathy to turn Barry against Hal by hallucinating him to be you and then forcing Hal to have to fight back against fists moving at Mach 3.
J'onn also gives them a lecture about what a joke The Justice League has become since J'onn's death and decries the fact that the man who killed him still walks free. Gee, I guess that means now we now know how well Hal's attempt at forming a pro-active Justice League BECAUSE off J'onn's death worked.
The rest of the issue is a bit more plot-centered, with us getting some fairly important war information about the other Lantern armies and what they are up to. And - because apparently they remembered this is supposed to be John Stewart's book too this month - we also get to see John at Ground Zero as the entire planet Xanshi - a planet which he failed to save - comes back to life as a bunch of very pissed off zombies.
The Final Verdict: All grousing about Barry Allen's place in this book and John Stewart's lack of one aside, this is a pretty good read that's managing to hold the tone and pace of the series well. It's also a definite must-read if you're a Martian Manhunter fan.
THis essential for Blackest Night, you think? *was just planning on buying core book*
ReplyDeleteYeah, I never was much of a Barry Allen fan- granted, I'm of the age where I think "Flash = Wally," so there's that. Still, did they really do much with Barry back in the day? Are there any quintessential Barry Allen Flash stories I'm just not aware of? Seems to me like he was just another square-jawed silver-age super, or something.
ReplyDeleteOh...and how is it that they're raising Bruce Wayne's body? I thought he got teleported to 10,000 BC so he can be Bat-Caveman?
Yeah, I never was much of a Barry Allen fan- granted, I'm of the age where I think "Flash = Wally," so there's that. Still, did they really do much with Barry back in the day? Are there any quintessential Barry Allen Flash stories I'm just not aware of? Seems to me like he was just another square-jawed silver-age super, or something. .
ReplyDeleteSame here. I'm the wrong person to ask. I got into comics when Wally was Flash, so for better or worse he's always been "MY" Flash. Apart from the Flash wedding story where he killed Professor Zoom, Crisis of Infinite Earths and - even though it's apparently no longer in continuity - JLA: Year One, I can't think of any.
Oh...and how is it that they're raising Bruce Wayne's body? I thought he got teleported to 10,000 BC so he can be Bat-Caveman?
See, I thought he'd been teleported into The Future and that he became the last man on Earth after Kamandi died. At least that's what it looked like in Final Crisis.
The answer is that the Omega Effect being what it is - causing you to be reborn and die through a series of painful occurrences - Bruce died in the present AND got teleported into the past/future.
You might remember that Superman was carrying Bruce's body at the end of issue #6...?
Not really. The stories are all pretty good but - like I said - there's not really any major information here except how exactly Carol Ferris was recruited back into the Star Sapphires.
ReplyDeleteOh wait... thought I was in the thread for Tales From The Corps #2.
ReplyDeleteHeh. Sorry. Minds a million places right now.
According to the blurb at the end, this one leads into Blackest Night #2, so I think this one MIGHT be required, if only because the bit at the end does seem to be leading into John Stewart getting ready to do something major.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Barry's death was one of those tiny good things in the DCU. Wally is a better Flash, Barry was perfectly likeable but he served a better purpose being dead.
ReplyDeleteBecause Dan Didio has to bring back everything from the Silver Age?
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't object too strongly to that if only that meant the same quality of writing across the board.
I like Barry fine, love a lot of the flashback stories I've seen him in, but he didn't need to come back.
ReplyDeleteAs for using him here, well, they should've waited until Rebirth was over (heck, they should've waited until Legion of 3 Worlds was over), but they had to give us a fresh Barry because of his reactions to the deaths he didn't know about before.
I get the feeling Johns didn't have any control on when Rebirth came out relative to the end of Legion of 3 Worlds or Blackest Night...
ReplyDelete... but yeah. It could have been spaced out better.
And I'm still waiting for Ambush Bug: Year None #6!