Showing posts with label adventure games. Show all posts
Showing posts with label adventure games. Show all posts

Friday, July 17, 2026

Saturday, September 27, 2025

Sensei Starman Plays Les Manley in: Lost in LA - Part 6

The thrilling* finale, in which Les finally gets down to the bottom of the missing celebrity mystery and arrives at the endgame. Naturally said endgame involves molesting two helpless women for a puzzle that is stupid even by the standards** of this series.

*Well, we're happy it is over. That's somewhat thrilling.
**Does not imply actual standards
 

Thursday, September 25, 2025

Sensei Starman Plays Les Manley in: Lost in LA - Part 5

In which Les accidentally becomes a big star after wandering onto the wrong set. Thus is the quest for his missing friend side-tracked so he can do what all people do when they hit it big in LA - find an agent, get a portfolio and get plastic surgery.

Tuesday, September 23, 2025

Sensei Starman Plays Les Manley in: Lost in LA - Part 4

In which we finally use our credit card... to gather bird poop. This is symbolic of the entire Les Manley series. We also get to see Les have some fun at the cleanest mud wrestling arena in the history of the sport.

Saturday, September 20, 2025

Sensei Starman Plays Les Manley in: Lost in LA - Part 3

In which we finish exploring Hollywood Boulevard and set about hacking the LAPD database. This requires us to out-tough some not-so-tough Boyz from the Hood of Beverly Hills and fabricate a celebrity photo to trade for a computer. Because our credit card can't be used to just buy things.

Wednesday, September 17, 2025

Sensei Starman Plays Les Manley in: Lost in LA - Part 2

In which, having won the confidence of Cristy and Misty, we head to Hollywood Boulevard in search of a cop named Rock. We also encounter two easily pleased tourists, a reformed hacker, and several reminders that Les Manley is no Larry Laffer.

Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Sensei Starman Plays Les Manley in: Lost in LA - Part 1

In which, after a cheesy intro full of pixilated titillation, we hit Venice Beach and begin Les' quest to find the kidnapped Helmut Bean and LaFonda Turner. This, for some reason, requires we win the confidence of two body-builder babes so that we can have the bright idea to talk to the police.





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Tuesday, July 8, 2025

Sensei Starman Plays Les Manley in: Search for the King - Part 4

The "thrilling" finale, in which Les must raid the King's castle for the final ingredients for the perfect costume. Will he win the celebrity cosplay contest? Will he somehow get a photo of the King without having a camera? Will the sequel make any more sense than this game did?

Saturday, July 5, 2025

Sensei Starman Plays Les Manley in: Search for the King - Part 3

In which we make our way to Las Vegas in a most improbable fashion. This time, we get to ogle two virtual babes as we retrieve more items for the Elvis costume we didn't know we were meant to be making without consulting a hint book.

Thursday, July 3, 2025

Sensei Starman Plays Les Manley in: Search for the King - Part 2

In which Les abandons his quest for The King to peruse a new career in pachyderm sanitation maintenance for the sake of a free carnival ticket. This leads us to sexually harass a fortune teller and replay most of this section of the game after I accidentally render the game unwinnable by eating popcorn. No. Really.

Tuesday, July 1, 2025

Sensei Starman Plays Les Manley in: Search for the King - Part 1

In which we set about exploring Les Manley's New York City. This mostly consists of the TV station he works for, the pointless bus station across the street and several street screens that aren't at all important.

Sunday, June 29, 2025

Sensei Starman Plays Superhero League of Hoboken - Part 27

The thrilling finale! Will the Superhero League of Hoboken fight their way through a gauntlet of every monster in the game?! Will they defeat Doctor Entropy once and for all?! Will I ever stop asking rhetorical questions?!

Saturday, June 28, 2025

Sensei Starman Plays Superhero League of Hoboken - Part 26

In which we continue taming the wilds of Buffalo and attempt to end the war between two tribes while fighting hordes of ragweed.

Wednesday, June 25, 2025

Sensei Starman Plays Superhero League of Hoboken - Part 25

The final battle with Doctor Entropy beckon, but first we have to pick up bunches of bunches of bananas and explore the area around Niagara Falls. (Slowly I turn...)

Saturday, June 21, 2025

Sensei Starman Plays Superhero League of Hoboken - Part 24

In which we cleanse the sewers of Manhattan of giant alligators and face Doctor Entropy yet again. We also recruit our final two superheroes - the bread-battering Toastbuster and the utterly confusing Zaniac!

Thursday, June 19, 2025

Tuesday, June 17, 2025

Sensei Starman Plays Superhero League of Hoboken - Part 22

In which we confront Doctor Entropy in the ruins of Trump Casino and end Act V. This leads to a new set of missions, Princess Glovebox actually using her powers, and our cleansing Middleton-Harrisburg of evil.

Sunday, June 15, 2025

Sensei Starman Plays Superhero League of Hoboken - Part 21

In which we return to downtown Manhattan on a mission of peace, in search of Carnegie Hall. We then start to clean up the mean streets of Atlantic City.