Sensei Starman Plays Loom - Part 5

The thrilling finale (I told you this game was short!) in which we patch the holes in reality and try to save at least part of the universe from Chaos.

Sensei Starman Plays Loom - Part 4

In which we make a new friend called Rusty and immediately screw him over to go poke around the City of Blacksmiths. This leads to us falling into the villain's clutches, the world going to chaos, and reality being ripped to shreds. (Not our fault! Really!)

Sensei Starman Plays Loom - Part 3

In which we seek the help of the Glass Makers and Shepherds. They're mostly all dicks. We also get our first glimpse of our apparent villain and meet our first real friend, which leads us to deal with a dragon.

Sensei Starman Plays Loom - Part 2

In which we start the game proper and step into the sandals of Bobbin Threadbare and the mystic island of Loom. We then start the first major puzzle of the game - how to get the heck off the mystic Island of Loom!

Sensei Starman Plays Loom - Part 1

In which we do NOT start the game, but listen to the half-hour audio drama used to introduce us to the Age of the Great Guilds and the spell-crafting Weavers. This is all very important background, really!

Sensei Starman Plays Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders - Part 7

The thrilling finale! In which, with a jerry-rigged spacesuit, Zak finishes plundering the treasures of the ancients and saves the world. (Well, honestly the women did most of the work, but his name is in the title!)

Sensei Starman Plays Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders - Part 6

In which Zak and Annie travel to Egypt and add vandalizing the Sphinx to their long list of crimes. This leads Zak to get his ass to Mars, so he can help Melissa and Leslie with the puzzles requiring three people.

Sensei Starman Plays Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders - Part 5

In which Zak has a close encounter with the aliens trying to conquer the Earth and masters the ancient power of teleportation. Meanwhile, Melissa and Leslie find a way to make the Martian Pyramid a little more livable.

Sensei Starman Plays Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders - Part 4

In which Melissa and Leslie start to explore the ancient ruins of Mars and an alien hostel. Meanwhile, back on Earth, Zak's crimewave continues and he brings Annie into the act, so they can stage a break-in at Stonehenge.

Sensei Starman Plays Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders - Part 3

In which Zak's global reign of terror continues, and we learn that arson does not affect our karma negatively. This leads us to acquire the ability to mind-meld with animals, which is far less useful than you'd think. We also take our first steps onto Mars as the co-ed astronauts Melissa and Leslie.

Sensei Starman Plays Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders - Part 2

In which Zak's reign of terror continues, as we annoy a poor flight attendant so we can rob an airplane. Then, after meeting the woman of his dreams, Zak travels to Africa and the first of many unmappable mazes.

Sensei Starman Plays Zak McKracken and the Alien Mindbenders - Part 1

They say the hero's journey begins with a single step. In the case of tabloid reporter Zak McKracken, that first step involves buying a bunch of seemingly random junk and breaking into The Phone Company to pay his phone bill.

Sensei Starman Plays Tales of Monkey Island - Part 29

The thrilling finale! Will Guybrush finally break the cycle of abuse at LeChuck's hands? Will Murray make a last-minute cameo? Will any of this story come up again in Return to Monkey Island? (Don't answer that if you already know!)

Sensei Starman Plays Tales of Monkey Island - Part 28

In which we assemble the last of the ingredients needed to our latest spell. Unfortunately, that still leaves us having to work out one final puzzle as LeChuck kicks us around as I try to get every last possible smartass remark out of Guybrush.

Sensei Starman Plays Tales of Monkey Island - Part 27

In which, having explored the rips in the cosmic crossroads, we start trying to bring body and soul back together. With that accomplished, we need to assemble the ingredients for yet another voodoo spell.

Sensei Starman Plays Tales of Monkey Island - Part 26

In which we catch up with Mr. Winslow and discover his illicit (and moist) love affair. But let us not judge him too harshly, as we need his help to stop our body from being used as a dartboard. Albeit indirectly.

Sensei Starman Plays Tales of Monkey Island - Part 25

In which we successfully escape the Pirate Afterlife, only for Elaine to become the Demon Bride of LeChuck! Now we need to find a way to get back in our body and become the Zombie Pirate Threepwood.

Sensei Starman Plays Tales of Monkey Island - Part 24

In which we continue searching the Pirate Afterlife, trying to figure out just how LeChuck escaped this place so we can do the same. Hopefully.

Sensei Starman Plays Tales of Monkey Island - Part 23

In which we start Chapter Five and begin to explore the Pirate Afterlife. Luckily, we can continue to engage in all the petty thievery we enjoyed in life. and steal everything that isn't nailed down.

Sensei Starman Plays Tales of Monkey Island - Part 22

In which, having finally conquered the bug issues with the videos not loading properly, we set about completing the recipe to repower La Esponja Grande and close out Chapter Four.