Starman Plays Eric The Unready - Part Nine (NSFW)

In which we finally learn the purpose of these strange artifacts we've been retrieving and thwart the wedding of Lorealle to The Beast. But before that, we do a number of perverse and nonsensical things in order to score a few more cheap laughs as Eric's expense.

Starman Plays Eric The Unready - Part Eight (NSFW)

In which we must trek through the Swamp of Perdition and risk the Wrath of Khan (yes - THAT Khan) in order to retrieve the Bolt Cutters of Doom. We also have to attend college to become a professional pirate and contend with a four-headed monkey.

Starman Plays Eric The Unready - Part Seven (NSFW)

In which we reach the top of Mount Spa - Home of the Gods! We then play messenger (because apparently Hermes doesn't exist in this dimension), meet Morty - God of Agents and Agent of The Gods and contend with far more references to old Saturday Night Live skits than you'd expect.

Starman Plays Eric The Unready - Part Six (NSFW)

In which, in order to reach the top of Mount Spa, we must infiltrate a temple full of virgin maidens. This goes about as well as you might expect, if you're familiar with the Castle Anthrax scenes from Monty Python & The Holy Grail. There will be many hilarious deaths and sexiness will ensue.

Starman Plays Eric The Unready - Part Five (NSFW)

In which our quest for The Raw Steak Of Eternity leads us to a fair! It's a pretty fair fair with some decidedly unfair carnival games. To win the day and slay a dragon we'll need to prove how truly foolish we can be and womance a wavishing wedhead.

Starman Plays Eric The Unready - Part Four (NSFW)

In which we seek the Crescent Wrench of Armageddon in Blicester Castle. This requires us to dance upon the line between tribute and outright rip-off, as we are taunted by French knights, solve a puzzle with a 90s beer commercial reference and enter into a medieval game show.

Starman Plays Eric The Unready - Part Three (NSFW)

In which we enter into the Enchanted Forest in search of The Pitchfork of Damocles. This leads us deep into the Not So Great Underground Empire, where we confront a number of in-jokes for the oldest of old-school gamers, a Dwarven theme-park and find ourselves in danger of being eaten by a gnu.

Starman Plays Eric The Unready - Part Two (NSFW)

In which we are charged with a sacred quest to save the Princess Lorealle. Then, after doing battle with the copy protection, we are charged by The Wizard Bud with a second sacred quest - to get him a root beer float!

Starman Plays Eric The Unready - Part One (NSFW)

Join us for a tale most ribald, as an unlikely hero named Eric goes forth to break a foul enchantment that turned an innocent farmer's daughter (which is an oxymoron if ever there was one, if the jokes can be believed) into a pig.